25 of the Wildest Messages Provided to Florists

While florists typically handle the classics like births, deaths and anniversaries, their profession offers an intimate, albeit brief, look into other people’s personal lives beyond those events, too. Just ask the florist who was tasked with two unrelated doozies: one was a floral arrangement from a son to a deceased mother whose message read; “You got what you wanted”; the other was from a guy whose wife and mistress worked at the same place, so the florist was instructed to make each arrangement look completely different so as not to tip the women off. 

Other florists have remembered the most bonkers messages they’ve seen on the job, and it turns out that a lot of guys have a different definition of “my one and only.”