30 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, May 6, 2024
Tom Brady learned the hard way last night that roasts have no rules. Though the retired seven-time Super Bowl-winning quarterback took most of the jokes like a champ, there was one that he considered out of bounds. During Netflix’s The Greatest Roast of All Time: The Roast of Tom Brady, Roastmaster General and Ricky Stanicky star Jeff Ross poked fun at Brady’s rookie season while simultaneously referencing Robert Kraft’s 2019 solicitation scandal. Ross joked that Brady walked into the Patriots owner’s office and said, “I’m the best decision your organization has ever made. Would you like a massage?” Before Ross could finish another punchline, though, Brady menacingly whispered in his ear, “Never say that shit again.”
Luckily, the rest of the special went off without a hitch and featured devastating burns from former teammates Drew Bledsoe and Rob Gronkowski, comedians Tony Hinchcliffe, Andrew Schulz and Nikki Glaser, and special appearances by Ron Burgundy and Ben Affleck.
Shifting from superstar athletes to satirical superheroes, production on Season Two of Gen V is set for this month, and the creative forces behind The Boys spin-off took to social media to reveal how they’ll be handling the Andre Anderson character after the tragic loss of actor Chance Perdomo last March. In a statement, producers confirmed that they won’t be recasting the role but will opt to “recraft” the season’s story in a way that will “honor Chance and his legacy.”
Meanwhile, things are super funny on the timeline today, getting our week started with some insanely hysterical tweets. The most hilarious ones include those about a foolproof grocery list, a seven-figure reason to love romance novels and a woman aiming for the big leagues.
