24 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of April 8, 2024

He hates her a little less… I think
24 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of April 8, 2024

This week has been another one for the books. For starters, the Barbie trailer was dethroned by Joker: Folie à Deux — the first real look into the highly-anticipated sequel starring Joaquin Phoenix and Lady Gaga amassed more than 167 million views in its first 24 hours, making it Warner Bros.’ biggest trailer in a very long time. Meanwhile, the Juice expired with the passing of Naked Gun star O.J. Simpson, who lost his battle with prostate cancer at the age of 76. And in more confusing news, Kendrick Lamar is giving us something to celebrate on Independence Day 2025. 

The Grammy-winning rapper has teamed up with South Park’s Trey Parker and Matt Stone for a still-untitled musical that Paramount CEO Brian Robbins described as “one of the funniest and most original scripts we’ve ever read.” The South Park duo, however, are merely serving as producers, as the dark comedy was written by Wonder Showzen creator Vernon Chatman. No other details have been announced, but the original plot description when the project was first announced in 2022 describes the film as following a young Black man interning as a slave reenactor at a living history museum who discovers that his white girlfriend’s ancestors once owned his.

The timeline has also been one for the books over the last seven days, with posters keeping us entertained day after day after day. This week’s funniest tweets included those about the only acceptable budget for a new Blair Witch Project, a holy filming location and the three most powerful words in the English language.

Lex Vaughn @AlexaVaughn 2 21h ... You'll never guess the name of Boeing's senior manager of local and government operations. - My Edmonds News @myed... 1d Boeing Company's Rich White to speak at Edmonds Chamber Community Update event April 11 dlvr.it/T5LI3X BOEING 53 2,582 24.3K 1.5M
Big Rach @googleymoogley 23h ... I just realized my slack status for the last hour has said hot dog because I was searching for the hot dog emoji so I could note that I was at lunch but I just typed hot dog as my status and then it just guy as the emoji. gave me that lil ... Everyone's slackin me hot dog 12 351 12.7K 405K
cameron morse @cmrnmorse. 18h ... cillian murphy i got another oscar for you Audiac @audiac 1d nico, late 70s. 54 6,598 120K 2.5M
suerynns @suerynns 20h ... multitude container @ba... 22h i think if i'm being really honest with myself, the reason i'm still single is probably that i love the Big Light and i need a room to be as bright as poss... 2 29 435 21.6K
Chris. @chefmade_92. 1d security gone have to drag me out when my parlays dont hit Imaoo UCHECHUKWU @Yu... . 1d So Baby Olympics is actually a thing It's the heartbreak of defeat for me 23 0:58 124 7,506 58.3K 3.3M
Amelia Knisely @ameliaknisely- 22h ... Me: what flavor is it My five year old: it's barrel flavored MS BEER BEER ROOT Dum BEER DUM DUMS® SWOC ROY ROOT ROOT UM K DUMS DUM. DOMS DUBOO DUMS IM. DUM. DUMS BEE BEER BEER ROOT BEER ROOT BEER ROOT BEER DUM- DUM- DUM DUM. Dun DUMS DUMS DUY'S DUMAS DUNG BEER ARTIFICIALLY FUNDERD ROOT BEER RO © DUM DUM 15 43 1,065 20.6K
jay @kendallhosseini.20h Hartford Courant @hartf... 1d So far, Jennifer Lopez is one of 2024's big 'losers' and maybe 'everyone hates' her trib.al/ opWBkXa 21 1,529 26.7K 1.4M
Sara Bellum @_Callipygian 19h You bogus for posting a child's address on the internet Nicole St. Denis @nicosttweets.1 1d My 5-year-old told me a school friend gave him his address so he can go over for play dates. The address: 59 146K 12K del 3.1M
Jim Corbridge @MrBonMot. 1d ... This cardboard packing looks like it should be stood outside a temple in South America. 319 5.6K 107 79K
Chris Evangelista @cevangelista413 5d Remove thy sandals for you are on holy ground FILMING LOCATION FOR LAW ABIDING CITIZEN (2009) 1.8K 12 122 100K
kc @powcampsurvivor- 1d ... sick of this fucking show kc @powcampsurvivor • 1d everyone is so cruel to squidward 8K 75 100K 2.5M
Manic Proxy Freak Show @ProxyFreak 1d OJ (on his deathbed): Nurse... Please... Come closer... I have something to confess before I- Nurse: Dawg we know 4F DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm - 1d O.J Simpson has passed away at the age of 76 after a battle with prostate cancer. VALLEDILS BIRTHDAS I TYPH I F A y 3 1.7K 35K 12 706K
victime du capitalisme @nonbinaryplants - 1d ... friend just sent me this photo 962 7K 35K 4.1M
joe bro @jbromovies 20h Poor things I need you to distract kang ONE One Take @OneTakeNews 20h TAKE Disney's future slate is teased in a new banner. #CinemaCon @ThatHashtagShow) MARVEL STUDIOS ج Walt Disney PIXAR Disney AMINATION STUDIOS 22 1.6K 30K 1.1M
ian @ianisuglyyy 5d y'all hate seeing a queen get her derp on SN The Sporting News @sportingnews 6d Why was Kelsey Plum eating her popcorn like that @Kelseyplum10 CC KELSEY PLUM 2017 Wooden Award Winner 0:03 106 2K 58K 2.7M
Anarkismus @wood_eater_ 1d ... my friend is a grade school teacher in chicago, she sent me this pic of what they've confiscated so far this week & it's only wednesday The Routledge Guidebook to HEGEL'S PHENOMENOLOGY OF SPIRIT Robert Stern ROUTLEDGE Hegel The Phenomenology of Spirit Edited and translated by Terry Pinkard CAMBRIDGE HEGEL'S Science of Logic Transberd by MINIT Books Humanity Hegel The Encyclopaedia Logic HACKETT 0070 PINKARD Hegel's Phenomenology CAMBRIDGE OXFORD STERN HEGELIAN METAPHYSICS HEGEL'S KNOX VOLUME OXFORD AESTHETICS THE OPENING OF HEGEL 's LOGIC HOULGATE CAMBRIDGE PIPPIN Hegel's Idealism Harvard Belknap of Trust A Spirit ROBERT В.
Em @emmasaurustex 4d ... to Me when people come into the movie theater 30 minutes into the film. 94 809 13K del 618K

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bobbi hosts The Afternoon Special @hii... . 1d ... Honestly, if they want to capture the magic of the first one, the budget needs to be $50, a ham sandwich, and a dream. FILM UPDATES Film Updates @FilmUpdates 2d A new 'THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT' movie is in the works at Lionsgate and Blumhouse. It will be the first film in a multi-picture deal with Blumhouse reimagining horror classics from the Lionsgate library. THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT® 33 18K 1.9K 667K
James @vxzfeels 1d ... twitter is fun. you kinda just talk to yourself and sometimes someone replies 127 16K 49K 1.2M
Pete @PeteAscolese 1d ... AND CHRISTINE BARANSKI Dr Money Trees @DrMoneyTrees.1 1d What are the 3 greatest words to hear besides, I love you? 6 804 8.2K 407K
Doug Aoki @Nantanreikan 1d ... I choose to interpret this as a critique of capitalism and consumerism. S more ere PLEASE REMEMBER YOU'RE SHOPPING BAGS 204 3.3K 32K 758K
spochadóir @spochadoir • 1d just watched a movie where the guy has Alzheimer' S and it was randomly jumping and repeating scenes and I was like, well duh, cause he has Alzheimer's. it's just an artistic thing by the director. It was not. The chrome cast is just broken and I sat through almost two hours of it I AM VERY ANGRY DC 72 1.6K 51K 1M
Lucy Huber @clhubes.1 17h My 3yo told us we should sell the baby to another family after she knocked down his block tower, which is honestly so great because he used to tell us to throw her away in the garbage and now he at least thinks she's valuable enough that someone would pay for her. 97 2.2K 67K 1.2M
LOLO @_ladyLO_..1 14h Donkey Aikna @invis4yoo 3d This dragon attacks your city, who you calling? 685 36K 314K 8.7M

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