31 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of April 8, 2024

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31 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of April 8, 2024

This year’s CinemaCon provided plenty of announcements and first looks. Audiences got to see a glimpse of Paul Mescal and Pedro Pascal duking it out in Ridley Scott’s Gladiator sequel, Ryan Reynolds dropping a flurry of F-bombs as Deadpool and Rihanna delaying her music career to follow her passion: playing Smurfette in a new Smurfs movie. But the best news from the con came for fans of Wicked, which is next in line for the musical-to-movie treatment: Peter Dinklage was announced as the voice of the beloved Dr. Dillamond. That left the timeline particularly euphoric as it meant that “the Wicked movies were marked safe from James Corden.” 

America’s least favorite Brit wasn’t the only one being ridiculed online this week, though. Other burn victims included a miniature Larry David, an employer that should look a little closer and some dinosaur chicken nuggets that relived their ancestors’ trauma.

Rothmus @Rothmus 1d ... I went to McDonalds and asked if they had a vegan mcdouble and the worker said yes...and this is what the piece of trash gave me гм 2,278 1,548 52K 2.2M
pinkpantheress @pinkpanthere... 1d ... someone help her!! for the love of god michelle @cobwebpriest. 1d if anyone buys me a pink pantheress tickets ill show them my t*ts GIF ALT 329 5,491 130K 4.4M
Carey O'Donnell @ecareyo . 3h ... This Gatsby ass spam text... Messages +1 10+ 7:49 AM > Alice, this is Evelyn, when are we going to play golf together? 1 29 1,375 33.9K
r @raashidaaaa• 22h 4 kids by 24 sounds insane. Are you a sim 218 7,216 52K 1.9M
vo @vanillaopinions 2d ... i i don't think you know what insurance is Leem The Dream @lee... . 3d Car insurance should give you back your money if you don't get in an accident. We getting scammed yall 84 318 20.5K 2.1M
Gyalsina @DiGyalDemGad•1 1d I know who was making y'all food Toni Amie @ToniAmie. 2d Our first date 83 6,546 43.5K 1.3M
jaji @jajeezy_ 17h They look like Dominican cousins Kurrco @Kurrco 1d The big 3 - photographed by GQ GO GQ 144 8,808 73.4K 2.8M
Joe Cool @snacswell. 19h ... Girl wtf do you know about shampoo??? PAPATUI TAKE BETTER CARE FACIAL CARE DERMATOLOGIST TESTED SKINCARE THAT WORKS PAPATUI PAPATUT ACUAL TOMER DISTINGER DE FACIAL CLEANSER ... normal - - - - = I CARE NTUX SPEEDS PROPERT TATTOO SAUDI TATTOO STICK PAST unos I - il SMART 10 if net PRODUCT TUT ITEME PATUT PAPRINE CONDITIONE DE 1 PAPATUS PAPATUS PAPRIUP a PER PAPATUX PAPATES PAPATUX PAPETE .. PAPATUZ PAPATOS - 42 867 11.7K 222K
low yield lucy @picotop 3d I am never dating a tech guy again. this mf just sent me a calendar invite for sex. Backshots? Monday, April 8 10:00 - 11:00pm Join with Google Meet meet.google.com/mgf-ztef-amb 2 guests 1 yes, 1 awaiting 918 9.4K 88K 15M
: bri : O *: @_brimarr11 . 4d Bruh I've never been loved or treated properly You sound like a shelter dog 187 12K 96K 2.8M
Texas @chainsawmutts - 1d can non binary people starts naming themself something cunty like this instead of swarm of bees or Texas Scarlett Overkill Tokoh fiktif Ringkasan Film 233 6.9K 82K 1M
Chris Coro @iamchriscoro . 1 1d Dudes be 5'5 wanting females to call them daddy. OKAY Papa Smurf 14 609 4K 232K
Amy Colleen @sewistwrites 1d I'm never leaving this website Johnny @milllk_man - 9h ... How did i end up on gay stylist twitter 3 50 del 11K derek guy ... @dieworkwear twitter recommends my tweets to people who dress badly 9:32 AM Apr 11, 2024 9,413 Views 9 326 1 21 794 24K 310K
jord @freshwaterjord - 5d he looks like a Larry David funko pop erin @andromedism5d this is literally my number one boy idc Disney + 97 5.9K 4.9M 100K
danielle weisberg for hire @danielleweisber 1d bi girl velvet couch green Araaa @shawntifying - 1d ladies and gentlemen, Phtalo Green 127 2.4K 26K 1.5M
mint @Mintea111 5d there's no way that poland is a real country MISSO OKER WHY so SÉRIOUS? EBAB OK JOKER KEBAB ZAMÓW WA HERBATA ZAD ZIMNE NAPOJE to 977 2nd books 146 27K 3K 547K
leon @skyferrori 20h ... the beatles if they had instagram in 1970 119 3K 64K 1.3M
@northstardoll - 1d Participating in Heterosexuality but doing this the whole time so the universe knows i think this sh*t is ridiculous 377 5 2.4K 90K
Rohita Kadambi @RohitaKadambi - 1d The Wicked movies Marked Safe From James Corden Today V @Variety 1d Variety Peter Dinklage will voice Dr. Dillamond in #Wicked. The news was announced during the film's CinemaCon presentation.... 2K 36K 1.2M 8
Bryce @brycecarringto5. 14h ... type shit you'd hear in a newgrounds flash game thats about killing justin bieber binej yeah @binej_yeah 23h tried making a simpler beat C 82 4.9K 51K 1.2M
Chris. @chefmade_92 1d Yo Doctor before he throw your feet in the trash GIF ALT Antania @immlyla.. 4d this how the sugar should look on yo spaghetti 100 8.8K 89K 221 3.4M
Adam Karpiak @Adam_Karpiak. 2d nailed it Great interpersonal skills Excellent communication skills (written and verbal) Strong attention to detial Highly organized 63 351 4.7K 160K
virgo manipulation ( @8ctapus 1d you eat like you tryna make sure yo pH balance stay right Cousin P @PlayboiPea.1 1d Work snack DEER PARK I Naked Dole N RINEAPPLE 100% Juice Naked - 140 adidas SD BERRY BLAST NARIONAL COMMOND SINCE 1981 49 1K 35K 1.2M
king @HigherThanHoney-1 1d not the meteor just hit tal @sleepcaller 2d yummy i made myself some dino nuggets 61 11K 121K 2.9M
Stolen Dune @StolenDans 17h did they shoot this in twin peaks DF DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm - 1 17h First look at 'CAPTAIN AMERICA: BRAVE NEW WORLD' (Source: @EW) Java Entertainment FIRST LOOK 35 489 13K 574K
dzanny baby @allahwearsprada. dd ... Post Ndlunkulu. @kim_erley Lunch. - - KLIPORI &COLA Ndlunkulu. @kim_erley 1d Why am I so bloated so early in the morning 91 3,741 43.3K 1.5M
con dutch @c0nn0rpl3as3-1d Please he looks like Ariana Grande Jon Elder | Amazon Gro... 2d If your pastor wears a $2,000 sweater to preach on Sundays, find a different church. NeimanMarcus SHOPPING Search SEAR Designers Shoes manstage - GWENCHY Men's Oversized Holey Sweater $1,950 Color FLAMINGO suz NOT SUGHEE DELIVERY FOR PRODUCT GIY ADD 10 BAG 22 1,536 34.7K 968K
@carbdiem 1d sarisha If you feel like your life is bad just remember you're not on Linkedln making posts that start with I'm Deloitted to announce... 52 2,731 36.5K del 1.6M
IS @_wulad - 17h private mcdonald's event MR. POP Mr. Pop @MrPopOffi... . 2 22h Dua Lipa performing Training Season at a private McDonald's event in Barcelona. C 23 822 23.4K 842K
M1das @M1das_OW2.1d she feels like one of those fake celebrities people obsess over in disney shows LV Lyric Vault @LyricVault.5d Jojo Siwa reveals that she isn't that innocent after all: Just wait until I drop that F bomb, she warns iHeart iHeart RADIO RADIO rt FOY iHeart iHeart FOX RADIO RADIO FOX iHeart RADIO iHeart Heart FOX RADIO DIO FOX x iHeart RADIO iHeart FOX RADIO FOX F iHeart RADIO iHeart RADIO 167 6,027 140K del 2.4M
Rohan Singh @haan_singh91 - 1 1d ... If we shook his head it would sound like a piggy bank with one nickel inside Darius Slay @bigplay24s... . .1d R.I.P OJ 7 125 3,834 281K

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