26 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, April 3, 2024

It’s obvious he didn’t have enough money
26 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, April 3, 2024

Despite 2021’s Resurrections being a cautionary tale about re-entering the Matrix, Warner Bros. is gearing up to do just that with a fifth installment of the cultural phenomenon. The Wachowskis, on the other hand, will be taking a step back, as Drew Goddard is set to write and direct a script that’s been described as “honoring what Lana and Lilly began over 25 years ago.” Goddard is no stranger to the world of sci-fi after writing 2008’s Cloverfield and Matt Damon’s Oscar-nominated The Martian. While the Wachowskis won’t be at the helm for the first time in the franchise’s history, Lana is still on board as an executive producer, which may entice Matrix mainstays Keanu Reeves and Carrie-Anne Moss to reprise their iconic roles. 

Elsewhere in the Warner Bros. universe, one comedian is taking his talents from Netflix to HBO as the network has ordered a new half-hour sitcom from former SNL writer and comedian extraordinaire Tim Robinson. The I Think You Should Leave impresario will write, produce and star in The Chair Company, which is said to follow a man who falls down the rabbit hole investigating a conspiracy theory after an embarrassing incident at work. Robinson will also work with longtime creative partner Zach Kanin and has the backing of Adam McKay as an executive producer. 

Meanwhile, the posters are back on the timeline for another day of laugh-out-loud tweets. Today’s funniest ones include those about a bank that kicks you when you’re down, the foolproof way to get your partner to answer a simple question and deviled eggs (emphasis on the devil). 

certified jesus freak (merc) .21h white people's one piece @Discu... .21h DF DiscussingFilm 'GREYS ANATOMY' has been renewed for Season 21 at ABC. GUY+S AMOR edith Gm M.D HOSPIT 12 672 6,509 264K
brian @brianonhere 1d me: Get up to anything fun this weekend? So sunny! work wife: omg I know! Daniel and I did a hike then went to this cute little cocktail bar. You should take your next date there coworker whos had the same wet hacking cough for 19 months: Don't worry i'm not contagious 5 869 16.6K 546K
stephen @biscuittts.22h Migos & Stewie VIBES Follow ... X VIBES 1d Migos & Stewie SIEE @kinlishee9 12.3K 48 comments 416 shares Like Comment Send Share 45 1,507 20.5K 676K
TMAC $ @thisofftherec. 1 1d My mama got me making her another damn obituary so she don't gotta go to work I'm sick of her 4,323 of 4,320 THE OFFICIAL Life Celebration For Beatrice Carla Bush October 19, 1962 - March 17, 2024 CELEBRATION OF LIFE VIEWING Saturday March 30 2024 Saturday March 30 2024 12PM Address 2120 36th StN. Texas 10am-tiam City TX 77591 HOUSE OF GOD Texas City) A CITY 14 حبيب - - are many - - MacBook Pro * F + Y L $ & 7 и ® ^ 6 O / % 5 9 8 3 4 } 2 P
plantsy drew @absflora 23h Girl in my class who works at a nursery said someone designed their yard with Al and came in like ok I need these plants, what plants are these? And she had to be like yeah those don't exist 14 899 26.3K 465K
alan b. @inceptstellar 23h ... stellan skarsgard in 'good will hunting' kinda looks like if someone tried to draw chris nolan from memory 2 مل (3) )=1/2 =\x -27= by \z 59 1,987 53.6K 1.1M
Abusadora @Yaekr8zy 18h Cried in my dog face today Imfao look how he lookin at me 313 3,696 46.6K 1.1M
Shawn к The King @SKTh....1 1d ... Dudes In 2005 181 4,162 26.7K 1M
No Context Brits @NoConte... 6h ... Fair enough. GGS ly bak 134g ANNO STELLA ARTOIS see TEAMS Sausage roll and a can of lager Why is the can of lager photoshopped in? Drinking it. Didn't want to put it down 45 710 25.2K 730K
Kafka, esq. @metalgearob... 12h ... It's crazy that like 25% of the population is just her now : 95 4,082 46.4K 927K
Antifa(g) @jacknastee.2 21h me after having an outburst at work and threatening to never come back @PopBase. 21h Pop Base Lizzo clarifies what she meant with her 'I Quit' post: When I say I quit, I mean I quit giving any negative energy attention... what I'm not gonna quit is the joy of my life, which is making music CC 23 2,738 40.9K 2M
Grip Bayless @talleyberrybaby 22h ... If a lying ass bitch wanna give me a band i'll take it tf SYDNEY @SidneyKings- 1d If someone gave you $1000 because you're ugly would you take it ? 14 5,464 33.9K 903K
Skyler Higley @skyler_higley 14h white dudes LOVEEE the idea of rap being fast. 28 67 1,118 36.6K
3' I I @JosefCookz.1 1d That last sentence was NOT necessary Monzo now M £1.50 direct debit to Currys declined. You don't have enough money. 56 1,306 40.6K du 1M
chase @_chase 23h ... i love the concept of an encore. the band leaves the stage and the crowd is like omg wait you haven't played your three most popular songs yet! and the band is like beg 25 3,992 48K 1M
Ryan Burkett @blackbeltjonz- dd There's naur business like shaur business Christian Cortave @CCorta....1 1d Naomi Watts, Sarah Snook & Nicole Kidman together ALT 4 475 10.3K 675K
Zamyris @trinilady510.21h ... too much devil T. Garielle Co @Loc... .22h Just made some deviled eggs 711 7,329 87.6K 3.8M
jackie @chimp_simp 23h She keeps begging to go outside and sit in the rain so she can then beg to come back inside and have towel time (her fav) 18 626 19.3K 364K
campbell g @rodeoman 1d preschoolers watching sesame street: Jared @b1g_damage. 1d I saw a huge fucking bird this morning 763 8,711 297K
taddy mason @no_goblins . 21h ... LIONA @LIONA578994150.30m 0 o K M 3 В 1 0 1 del 39 why mir.i.am DE @jewbyboobie Ok Mr. Krabs 2:22 PM 4/2/24 from Earth 37 Views 6 66 1,012 27.7K
@epicsw... 17h ... sage ..*** Getting a new lease written up bryan landlord now Nice credit score. Better than В mine. Haha. 15 239 15K 251K
Eli McCann @EliMcCann 15h ... A few years ago my dogs were invited to a dog birthday party and they all posed for a picture and I just feel like everybody needs to see it. 95 228 7,540 87.2K
queen of the rodeo @watchhea... 1d ... Dr. Nicole LePera @Theh... 2/22/23 ... Sex isn't the most important part of a relationship or what holds a relationship together. Here's why: 364 6,171 42.1K del 7M John R Stehle @stehle_r 2/22/23 Me and brother want two million S from mcdonald S company for get getting cancer from eating there burgers del 3 11 835 11.2K 287K
D'Ray @DRay23__.1d ... I wanna go to the club and have them play songs only I like 89 14.6K 53.7K 1.5M
Mollie Goodfellow @hansmoll... . 1d ... It's autism acceptance week and we're going to be giving out autism to FIVE lucky winners 160 8,944 57.7K 1.9M
Billy @_billyreid 8h How to get your girlfriend's attention Hey, what was that show your dad was telling us about X The new crime drama on BBC iplayer My ex just messaged me Why, what did she want She wanted to know what that show your dad was telling us about was called 7 189 10.7K 388K


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