30 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of March 25, 2024

It’s been quite the week. Potential sequels were announced for John Tucker Must Die and Happy Gilmore. First pitches were thrown all over the country officially getting baseball season under way. And McDonald’s announced a gut-busting collaboration with America’s favorite donut. 

But no one’s week was quite like Sam Levinson’s. The Euphoria creator, whose Emmy-winning series turned a whole lot of nobodies into a whole lot of somebodies, has struggled to turn all that star power into a third season. According to Variety, after some of its “in-demand cast” went on to make blockbusters like Dune and Anyone But You, Levinson has had issues figuring out where the series would go nearly two years following the Season Two finale. HBO allegedly rejected a number of pitches, including one that would have made Zendaya’s character a pregnancy surrogate. A time jump was even explored, which makes the most sense when you consider that by the time this season gets made, the main cast will probably be pushing 40. 

Thankfully, the timeline had a much better week than Levinson — very much evidenced by the tweets they churned out over the last seven days. This week’s funniest ones included those about a sign you’re about to have the best coffee of your life, a mother on a mission and a woman, her man and her man’s man.