36 Times Major Food Companies Swung for the Fences

36 Times Major Food Companies Swung for the Fences

It’s totally understandable that fast-food joints would eventually add more menu items than burgers and fries. And while we’re not fully ungrateful here, at some point, we have to ask that you maybe stop tinkering. Like, when is it going to be enough? A cheeseburger-stuffed pizza crust? Can that even still be considered “pizza,” Pizza Hut?

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Taco Bell's Black Jack Taco NEW! BLACK JACK TACO 89c The taco was not particularly notable aside from its black shell. Unfortunately,the shell had the unfortunate side effect of turning your poo green. Not a fun surprise. CRACKED.COM

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Taco Bell's Bell Beefer In the 1970s, Taco Bell introduced its chili burger. Basically a taco but with a bun instead of a shell. As if there weren't enough fast-food burger options, who thought we needed a harder-to-eat attempt? CRACKED.COM

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Dry Pork and Seaweed Donut DUNKIN' DONUTS Dry Pork and Seaweed Donut CRACKED.COM On paper, this looks like a lazy corporate April Fools Day joke. But in practice, it's actually a pretty daring savory experience from a company that specializes in sugar water. It's made with a special yeast dough, which kind of brings the whole thing together.

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Ninja Burger BURGER KING NIN BURGE CRACKED.COM BK has tried several different black burgs in different parts of the world, with various ingredients dyed black with bamboo charcoal and squid ink. One version includes an oversized, floppy strip of meat to simulate the tongue of a popular anime ninja.

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Double Down Dog KFC KFC DOUBLE DOWN WARNING OUTRAGEOUS Y DE DOG CRACKED.COM KFC shook us to our very core in 2010 when they first announced the Double Down as an April Fools joke, then sold it for real less than two weeks later. Then, in 2015, while the meat-eating public was still reeling from whiplash, they unleashed this hot dog version upon the good people of the Phillipines.

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Gracoro Burger MCDONALD'S CRACKED.COM McDonald's Japan once offered this deep-fried dollop of macaroni, shrimp, and white sauce.

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Cheeseburger- Stuffed Crust PIZZA HUT CRACKED.COM This was simply a pizza surrounded by sliders. It's the most American food innovation since American cheese, and yet it's only ever been available in the Middle East and the UK.

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The McAfrika MCDONALD'S McAfrika CRACKED.COM In 2002, McDonald's Norway took some heat for dropping their unfortunately named, pita-based BLT right smack dab in the middle of a massive famine in Africa.

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Doritos Pizza PIZZA HUT CRACKED.COM They nearly out-pizza'd their own hut by placing Dorito shards around the perimeter of their 'za, like a crown of thorns. Lest you think they didn't go big enough, they also stuffed the crust with that boldest of cheeses: mozzarella.

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Edible nail polish KFC TS PINGER LICKIN SENGER GOOD TCKIN GOOD CRACKED.COM In 2016, KFC dropped two flavors of edible nail polish in Hong Kong. The BBC did a taste test, and found Hot t & Spicy to be more translucent than advertised, and Original Recipe to be straight-up green. Both bottles recommended not saving their goop for multiple uses.

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JELL-0 FOR SALADS Jell-0 is as simple a desert as you can get -but in the 1960s, they tried to convince the world that it wasn't just a desert, and rolled out vegetable-flavored Jell-0 to prepare blobby salads. CRACKED.COM

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COCA-COLA'S MILK SODA A huge company like Coca-Cola couldn't just branch out into something unlikely-they had to go and create their very own something unlikely to branch out into. So in 2009, they put out Vio, a brand of flavored, carbonated milk. VERY BERRY OPICAL COLA ACH HANGO OTRUS BURST оіл оіл оіл оіл VIBRANO DRINK VIBIL VIBRANO VIBRANCE DRIN TROPICAL COLADA 8 FL N Reserved OCAR NATIONAL flavors (211ml) DRINK della ethtr Future DRINK CITRUS BURST HR 8 FL 60 1 il a PEACH MANGO Please mith other NATURAL VERY BERRY CI Flavored with other natural flavors (237g) (237ml) GRAGKED.COM

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EVIAN WATER BRA Do your breasts often burst into flame? Then the Evian Water Bra is for you! This water- evian cooled bra will stop your fiery bosom from immolating you and your loved ones. ev - CRACKED.COM evian evian evian

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Ratatouille Chardonnay BUY NOW CHARDONNAY BOURCOCNE RATATOUILLE Disney and Costco stopped plans for their Ratatouille Chardonnay in 2007 (that was supposed to feature Remy) after getting criticism from California winemakers and people who don't support underage drinking. Were we deprived ... or spared? CRACKED

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