31 Compelling Reasons to Chuck Capitalism in the Trash

31 Compelling Reasons to Chuck Capitalism in the Trash

We know what you’re thinking: You think that our harsh judgment of capitalism means that we must want Communism or a dictatorship instead. Well, that’s simply not true. We just stumbled upon a batch of foolish money-squanderings that had us questioning the system. Luckily, we’re typing this from a place that won’t have us imprisoned for judging its capitalistic ways. So let the judgments begin!

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