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31 Compelling Reasons to Chuck Capitalism in the Trash

March 25, 2024

We know what you’re thinking: You think that our harsh judgment of capitalism means that we must want Communism or a dictatorship instead. Well, that’s simply not true. We just stumbled upon a batch of foolish money-squanderings that had us questioning the system. Luckily, we’re typing this from a place that won’t have us imprisoned for judging its capitalistic ways. So let the judgments begin!

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When healthcare.gov launched and immediately crashed, the government paid $4 million to fix it. Affordable Care Act That money went to the same contractor who screwed it up. Despite the fact that the flaws were generated by the contractor, the CMS withheld only $267,420 of the $4 million. http://www bloomberg com/news/articles/2015-09-22/-s-paid- GRACKED.COM healthcare-gov-contractor-4-million-to-fix-its-own-mess — Source

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Kanye West paid $12,5 million to run a failed presidential campaign in 2020. The total amount spent was $13.2 million, but all of that was his own money except for $700,000 (and he got a total of 66,000 votes). CRACKED.COM — Source

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Kylie Jenner got her 2-year-old daughter a $200,000 pony from the Netherlands. Delivery cost between $7,000 to $10,000 extra, and the pony was named Frozen, after 2-year-old Stormi's favorite Disney movie. CRACKED.COM — Source

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Jennifer Lopez' 48th birthday cake featured edible gold, plus crystals. The cake - all six tiers of it - was decorated with a total of 10,000 Swarovski crystals, plus a custom design of her name (on both sides). CRACKED.COM — Source

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Rapper Lil Uzi Vert had a $24 million diamond implanted on his forehead. Не spent several years paying it off, and he had a jewelry company that specializes in customized celeb jewelry actually craft the diamond. CRACKED.COM — Source

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CRACKED $150 MILLION SPENT ON RICH-GUY KNICKKNACKS Nicolas Cage has splurged on a private island, a dinosaur skull, 15 homes, two castles, a huge burial tomb, shrunken рудту heads, a Lamborghini, a pet octopus, and the first Superman comic - all adding up to a whopping $150 million. — Source

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CRACKED $182 BILLION IN A LITTLE MORE THAN A YEAR In January 2023, Elon Musk had lost a huge amount of money - around $182 billion - since November 2021, which was the biggest loss of personal fortune ever recorded. — Source

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CRACKED TUTE MILK $33 BILLION IN 18 MONTHS Eike Batista, a Brazilian oil tycoon, went from an estimated wealth of $34 billion to less than $1 billion in just 18 months. Until Elon came along, that made him a contender for the person who has lost the most money in the history of the world. — Source

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CRACKED $14.6 BILLION IN A DAY In November 2022, Sam Bankman-Fried, the head of FTX, lost a lot of money - about $14.6 billion - in a single day, after he made a deal with Binance to get some help. — Source

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The US flew nearly $12 billion in shrink-wrapped $100 bills into Iraq. after KAZA Then they tossed it around without checking to see who was receiving it or how it was being spent. A congressional committee found that a staggering amount of the cash, which was was earmarked for Iraqi ministries and US contractors, was lost to corruption and waste. CRACKED.COM http://www.theguardian.com/world/2007/feb/08/usa iraq1 — Source

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The Pentagon has so far invested over $4 million on the NAV. (That's short for Nano Air Vehicle.) the NAV Not the NAV It's a robot hummingbird. It's 6 inches tall and weighs less than an ounce. And yes, it's for spying. CRACKED.COM http://www.avinc.com/nano — Source

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Cities across the country are implementing gun buyback programs. RUD 63832296 J070692 Buyback K.1913 value: $50 - $250 Which are causing people to buy more guns. Not only are the collected guns not likely to be the ones used in violent crime, but a seller will often use the money to buy a new gun. CRACKED.COM http p://www.independent.org/newsroom/article.asp7id=2128 — Source

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In 1962, council members in Centralia, PA, hired firefighters to burn their trash. It's still burning. The landfill was adjacent to an underground coal mine, and the fire spread to the tunnels beneath the city. Smoke continues to billow from the fire, which is expected to burn for another 250 years. In 1984, Congress spent more than $42 million to relocate the town's residents. CRACKED.COM David DeKok, 1986 Unseen Danger; A Tragedy of People, Government, and the Centralia Mine Fire — Source

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Between 1942 and 1964, the U.S. Military built an artificial island in the Pacific. Johnson Atoll, 860 mi southwest of Hawaii It was abandoned in 2004. We don't know how much it cost, but a comparable project in scope and scale would be the Japanese Kansai Airport. That was another artificial island built to support a landing strip, and it cost around $20 billion. CRACKED.COM www.urbanghostsmedia.com/2010/04/isolated-and-abandoned-military-airbase-johnston-atoll — Source

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The production of anti-matter at this point in time costs $62.5 TRILLION dollars per gram. That's almost 4 times the entire United States national debt. CRACKED.COM — Source

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In 1923, hyperinflation caused German currency to lose, almost all of its value. It became so worthless that people gave it to children to play with or used it as wallpaper. CRACKED.COM — Source

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