John Early Is Figuring Out How to Be Sincere

As the star of the sharp new indie ‘Stress Positions,’ the irreverent comic works in a more serious vein. He tells Cracked why he’s getting comfortable with being earnest — even if he’s scared everyone will think he’s pretentious

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28 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, March 18, 2024

28 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, March 18, 2024

Looks like Jack Black is joining the likes of Jeremy Strong and Austin Butler by going full method for his next role. The Kung Fu Panda actor dove headfirst into the deeply strange and pixelated world of Minecraft ahead of his part in the upcoming live-action adaptation. Black told IGN that he has “literally been exclusive to Minecraft for the last month and a half.” That’s right: “All Minecraft, all the time.” This isn’t the actor’s first time booting up the open-world game either. He added that he got “really into building houses and tunneling around” as a way to speak his kids’ language as they were “super-duper into” the game.

Meanwhile, Bill Hader is indeed trading in Barry’s gun for The Cat’s red and white striped hat in Warner Bros. Animation’s The Cat in the Hat — and he won’t be up to the Seussified adventures alone. The new take on an old classic, which is slated for a 2026 release, will feature an all-star cast of some of the buzziest names in comedy, including Abbott Elementary’s Quinta Brunson, former SNL writer Paula Pell, What We Do in the Shadows’ Matt Berry, and the God of Dicks himself, Bowen Yang.

As we wait for all these cinematic laughs, the timeline continues to fill in all the gaps. Today’s funniest tweets include those about the fickle duality of eggs, international cuisine and Taco Bell-filled intrusive thoughts.

cat @catluvr89.20h ... now where the hell she going now where the hell she going SHEIN KIDS ... X SHEIN Sponsored Fashion at your fingertips... See more Shop now 204 88K 4.2K del 2.1M

DEPRO stoned cold fox @roastmalone_. 1d always humbling that plants that survived whatever killed the dinosaurs cannot survive two weeks under my care 22 3K 30K 915K

7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000. 18h This is how Keira Knightley used to show up at the airport DIGGZY 20 847 22K 608K

Aquaria @aquariaofficial - 1 18h O'Zempic would make a beautiful Irish surname 9 367 11K 433K

kitsu @GaySexScaresMe + 1d ... is he on the fucking moon @eat5G . 1d 50 6.9K 82K del 1.5M

kc @powcampsurvivor • 19h exited the highway and followed this car for 6 miles for no real reason at all. his license plate didn't say anything funny i just wanted to freak him out СИМЕ 715 14 475 7K 253K

JWS MOMMA @holayosoyjaylo -1 1d ... Im so guh Imaooooo but this is comical JWS MOMMA @holayosoyjaylo.1d Yall why tf did I put my sweater in the dryer and wasnt suppose to this shit is so little There's a new version of this post 139 345K 371 5.6K

eva @eva_khoury_ . 1 23h Worshipping the scallion cream cheese obelisk 4 280 4.4K 101K

Julia @wild_rice. 1 17h The section on hinge that's like do you do pills? 13 336 8.6K 284K

joybot @joyding 1d haha dude your friends only like you because you radiate joy and five minutes in your company is enough to brighten their day significantly lol they only keep you around because they love and cherish you for all that you are Imao 3.5K 19 22K 861K

AARON @lidolmix 17h oh dualingo @PopBase.1 17h Pop Base Dua Lipa speaking Spanish in new Instagram story from Mexico. CC 0:04 152K 5.9M 148 14K

Paladin @PaladinAmber • 6h One time when I was like 15 I was running late for work and this lady over heard me complaining about being late for work and offered me a lift to work and that was the first time I got kidnapped ethan !!! @slimeguyethan.4d share a piece of lore about yourself 50 29 1.7K 185K

descriptive display name that is way too long... 13h ... the reason dune is so relatable is because paul drinks some water of life and then tells a room full of guys he could kick all of their asses 19 872 15K 555K

;sav @vaelets 18h how twitter users with no followers feel after tweeting 944 12K 60K 827K

organizermemes (panda era) @OrganizerMemes 3h ... Live announcement from Buckingham palace is about to get underway 4 2 3 de TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP 2020 TRUMP 2020 TRUMP 2020 TRUMP 2020 2020 ..... 2020 RUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP 2020 O20 OF 2020 HOTO POZO JM TUMP MP TR TRUMP 2K TRUMP 2020 - NO RU NEP UM 309 2020 32 523 9.1K 389K

International Bad Bih @sweatsXstew.8h ... I just threw up in the airport so I told them I was pregnant people always feel sorry for pregnant people 27 198 2.6K 96K

carly @romtabs. 6h why is this the roy siblings Punch Cat @PunchingCat-14h WAR CONQUEST FAMINE DEATH 3 13 7.4K 165

DonutHawk @StruggleDisplay 4h If you're in line for the throne...STAY IN LINE! 17 646 6.9K 232K

Ayo's defense attorney @its_dassa 23h Zendaya is just so gorgeous. Tom probably sleeps with his eyes open just to be able to stare at her longer mads @cherrydayas 23h i just want whatever this is please 7 C 6.6K 51 144K 2.9M

Blake TM @NeilNevins 21h ... my brain every 7 minutes Consider This: + + Crunchwrap Chalupa Supreme® Supreme® 22 2.1K 24K del 1M

TAPE @tapemachines 21h ... this aisle has all the ethnicities covered ASIAN HISPANIC ITALIAN POLISH TUNA FISH 1 35 211 13K

julia @CatgirlAnarcho.1 1d ... amazon went WOKE?! collar collar for twinks collar for dogs 138 4.7K 47K del 2.1M

Xanny DeVito @trevorstweetss • 1d BOSTON 0 (Bene Gesserit Voice): BACK SHOULDER FADE Nerdist @nerdist . 3d Rebecca Ferguson throwing a football on the set of Dune 2 perfect Like that? 19 1.3K 21K 1.6M

mr. just joined a new forum @Papapishu20h Cracking this open like Popeye and discovering new frontiers in tummy trouble QUAIL EGGS IN WATER maner, NET WERGHT 15 oz /425g 34 113K 162 2.4K

dr. cumuncher @cumuncher . 22h ... telling my one night stand to pick a special prize before leaving SmileMakers Super Special Treasure Chest Fun Prizes for Girls and Boys 12 1.6K 27K 546K

meeka Flak$tail @coyote_actuaI. 18h ... my last request is to have my remains sprayed off the linoleum by an underpaid employee's pressure-washer Christopher @dizchris 1d Someone spread some ashes on Rise of the Resistance at Disneyland last night according to Reddit. Don't do this, folks. 288 5.9K 265K 3

Shotgun seed sower @ArmyStrang 17h I like to bring Deviled eggs to a party because it's not for everyone, but people who like Deviled eggs will be like Hell yeah, deviled eggs 29 99 1.8K 79K

celica! @genderatio 20h my wife makes me strip for her but instead of making it rain she throws quarters at me as hard as she can because its hail season 3 888 8.9K 226K


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