32 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of March 11, 2024

Another week is in the books, and everyone is still wondering where in the world Kate Middleton is. While her whereabouts may be unknown, the same can no longer be said for Ty Burrell. The Modern Family actor recently reunited with the Dunphy clan at the SAG Awards thanks to Jesse Tyler Ferguson’s desire to “prove he’s not dead.” In other not-dead Burrell news, ABC ordered the comedy pilot Forgive and Forget from the Modern Family alum, who will produce and star as a rambunctious partier whose unexpected health scare leads him to reconnect with his do-gooder adult son. The network hopes to rekindle the same spark that landed Burrell eight consecutive Emmy nominations — and two wins — for Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series.

But if you need some humor right this very minute, the timeline, as always, has got you covered. This week’s funniest tweets included those about someone literally going to Poundtown, a policy on policy and some strange girl existentialism.