33 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of March 11, 2024
While things have stalled in the Senate, the fast-moving potential TikTok ban is giving Americans a refresher on our nation’s legislative system. The bill, which passed by a landslide in the House, is showing constituents just how fast lawmakers can move when they’re motivated. The widely-publicized hearings have served as a deranged episode of Schoolhouse Rock!, giving Americans insight as to how their laws are made. Thanks to Nancy Pelosi’s unhinged and overly-rehearsed “tic-tac-toe” speech, one Twitter user was reminded that laws get made when “old people yell nonsense at each other” in a big room.
That said, America’s geriatric policymakers weren’t the only ones on the menu for this week’s roastings. Other burn victims included Weezer fans, fraternal twins and the biggest loser in your life.