33 Lies That Seem Impossible to Say With A Straight Face, But Here We Are
You used to be a backup dancer for the Beastie Boys? Sure, Vin Diesel
No one would fault you for embellishing a little to get a job. Heck, we put all kinds of outlandish stuff on our resume to land this gig. Speaking of which, man, I hope the Cracked higher-ups don’t read that part. Luckily, this job isn’t life or death. Now, if it were lifeguarding, we promise we’d never lie about our CPR training and swimming abilities! Lookin’ at you, Vince Vaughn.
Sandra Bullock
