33 Lies That Seem Impossible to Say With A Straight Face, But Here We Are
You used to be a backup dancer for the Beastie Boys? Sure, Vin Diesel
No one would fault you for embellishing a little to get a job. Heck, we put all kinds of outlandish stuff on our resume to land this gig. Speaking of which, man, I hope the Cracked higher-ups don’t read that part. Luckily, this job isn’t life or death. Now, if it were lifeguarding, we promise we’d never lie about our CPR training and swimming abilities! Lookin’ at you, Vince Vaughn.
Pulitzer Prizes


Sandra Bullock


George Lazenby

Robert Irvine

Vince Vaughn

Notre Dame Football


Rachel McAdams


Robert Pattinson

Khloe Kardashian


Steve Rannazzisi's Lie




Bill O’Reilly











The Lying Gun Rights Advocate


Stanley Weyman

