33 Lies That Seem Impossible to Say With A Straight Face, But Here We Are

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33 Lies That Seem Impossible to Say With A Straight Face, But Here We Are

No one would fault you for embellishing a little to get a job. Heck, we put all kinds of outlandish stuff on our resume to land this gig. Speaking of which, man, I hope the Cracked higher-ups don’t read that part. Luckily, this job isn’t life or death. Now, if it were lifeguarding, we promise we’d never lie about our CPR training and swimming abilities! Lookin’ at you, Vince Vaughn.

At 16 Vince Vaughn was certified and worked as a life guard. Fortunately it didn't result in a tragedy, but he lied about having taken a CPR course and despite his claims he made to the woman in charge, he was also a terrible swimmer. CRACKED.COM

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Khloe Kardashian bragged about baking. But her Instagram pies looked a little familiar. Sweet Lady Jane bakery owner Jane Lockhart confirmed they were her pies, quipping, I thought, 'She has to be kidding me.' I want to say, 'Good job. You want a job here? CRACKED.COM

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TYRESE GIBSON CLAIMED WILL SMITH GAVE HIM $5 MILLION FOR HIS CUSTODY BATTLE. In a 2017 Instagram rant, Gibson claimed that his estranged wife was pregnant, that he's broke, and that Smith gave him $5 million. A couple of weeks later, the actor admitted he made it all up and blamed his outburst on antidepressant medication. CRACKED.COM

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Bill O'Reilly witnessed all sorts of combat. In the Falklands, Northern Ireland, El Salvador ... News sites found he was lying. For example, he said he saw nuns get shot in the back of the head in El Salvador, but he didn't step foot in the country till months after the conflict. CRACKED.COM

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Porfeariah . 11y I was helping my boyfriend of seven months move when I came across his college degree... Stating a graduation date about ten years off from what he had been telling me the entire time we had been dating. Come to find out not only is he way older than he had claimed, but surprise! Не has a wife and two kids! That was a fun afternoon. ... 15

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 11y My friend made his parents believe he was colorblind up until he was 13. Не used it as an excuse for his bad grades, and used it for getting things by trying to get sympathy. I was with him and his family when we were driving to a mall and he said: woah look and that shit- colored car! His whole life pretty much went downhill after that, his parents lost all respect for him. They stopped buying him all this nice things , and they were a wealthy family too. It bit him in the ass pretty good.

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Dr. Laura Callahan served as the Department of Homeland Security's Deputy Chief Information Officer. All of her degrees were phony. All three of Callahan's degrees, including her Ph.D., had been purchased from an online diploma mill within the space of one year. She'd had them backdated to avoid suspicion. CRACKED GOM http ://www cbsnews.com/news/diplomas-for-sale-08-11-20047

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In 1912, Charles Dawson discovered Piltdown Man, the missing link. d It was a human skull attached to an orangutan jaw with filed-down teeth. The discovery was accepted by the scientific community for 40 years before new dating technology allowed scientists to take a closer look at the bones. http://www.nhm.acuk/our-science/departments- CRACKED COM and-staff/library-and-archives/collections/piltdown-man.html

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