29 Bizarre Deaths That Will Make You Glad to Be Alive

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29 Bizarre Deaths That Will Make You Glad to Be Alive

Were all basically living in Final Destination. All we know for sure is that yesterday wasnt our day. And thats worth celebrating!

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Brazil, 2013 João Maria De Souza was CRUSHED BY A COW IN HIS OWN BED. The COW, which had apparently escaped from a farm, got on De Souza's roof via a hillside. Then the roof collapsed under the cow's weight. De Souza's wife, who was sleeping next to him, was unharmed. CRACKED.COM

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England, 1975 Alex Mitchell LAUGHED HIMSELF TO DEATH. Mitchell laughed for a solid half hour watching his favorite TV show-then, he collapsed. His widow wrote to the show's stars to thank them for making her husband's final 30 minutes SO enjoyable. GRACKED.COM

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Draco of Athens was smothered by gifts. Draco created the first written laws for Athens, most notable for his generous use of the death penalty. While being honored on stage, people threw so many hats and coats in adoration on his head that he suffocated. CRACKED.COM

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Pythagoras was murdered after refusing to run through a bean field. The Greek philosopher was being chased by political enemies. Instead of escaping through a bean field (as by his own teachings they were considered ritually unclean), he stopped running and was murdered. CRACKED.COM

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Chrysippus died laughing at his own joke. The Greek Stoic philosopher saw a donkey eating figs out of a basket, and jokingly told a servant to give the donkey wine to wash them down with. Не couldn't breathe from laughing too hard. CRACKED.COM

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Empedocles of Acragas jumped into an active volcano. In a very ironic act to prove he was an immortal god, the Greek philosopher decided to hop into a volcano. If only all cocky bastards got what was coming to them. CRACKED.COM

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Charondas killed himself after he broke his own law. KIA The Chalcidian lawgiver forgot to leave his knife at home, which violated his own law forbidding carrying weapons within the city. So he drove the knife into his own heart. CRACKED.COM

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