30 Companies That Couldn’t Find Their Rear Ends With Both Hands

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30 Companies That Couldn’t Find Their Rear Ends With Both Hands

When it comes to big business, we had no idea that so much could go wrong! With most of our money piled up under their mattresses, these companies had us thinking they couldn’t fail. It’s probably because they kept these massive missteps as hidden as they can. They didn’t account for our keen detective skills — another huge oversight on their part.

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CRACKED.COM KELLOGG'S URBAN WEAR - Kellogg FROSTIES - - of Kellogg's Under the Hood urban wear lets everybody know that this FROSTED FLAKES hood is Tony the Tiger's turf-and you're sure to look real gangsta in your Honey Smacks low-riders.

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COSMOPOLITAN YOGURT Yogurt labels are printed-and that's COSMO IAN Cosmo the only reason we can think of why a Sex - HD School - - MAS - time mesa magazine would branch out into dairy - IEDE in YOU SUPER I Information products. Maybe yogurt was the The World's - 8 Medicis D A - - 7 secret to drive him crazy in bed? - MACHITE EYES We're not sure we want to know. Whisper - - COSMOPOLITAN COSMOPOLITAN CHOPOLITAN Markeria CHOPOLITAN GRAGKED.COM

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COLGATE FROZEN MEALS Would you want to eat lasagna that makes you suspect it tastes like toothpaste? Yup, we didn't think you would. That might be why Colgate-branded meals never became a thing, even though they tried. Colgate Beef Colgate® Lasagna Lasagna Beef CRACKED.COM

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IN 1994, COCA-COLA TRIED TO APPEAL TO GEN XERS WITH OK SODA, DISTINGUISHED MORE BY ITS DRAB, GRIM CAN DESIGNS THAN BY ITS ODD, CITRUSY TASTE - WHICH REALLY (355 WAS JUST BEVERAGE OK. 12 FL OZ (355 mL) A CARBONATED BEVERAGE OF OX- CONCEPT ET HAA D a DON'T BE FOOLED INTO THINKING KADS CL OK. OK® IL WHAT'S THE POINT OK WHETHING OBE NYTHING THAT IS NOT HNG THAT IS. NNK OF OTHER PEOPLE A I I i I | i 1 ARKABLE ABILITIES CERTIDATED BEVERAGE 12 FL OZ (355 mL) CARBONATED BEVERAGE 12 EL OZ MARKET TESTS WERE A BUST,

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CRACKED.COM In 2017, Samsung released a hypnosis service called Unspoil Me. Unspoil me Experience your favorite TV series as if it were the first time. GO TO HYPNOSIS It promised to make you forget what happened in TV shows you watched, so you could enjoy them all over again.

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In 2014, PepsiCo combined two of its more popular brands- MOUNTAIN DEW and CHEETOS. FritoLa Mountain The peculiar snack hybrid DeW was only sold in Japan, but - six years earlier the U.S. had its 99¢ own nobody- asked-for-this atrocity... Doritos THE HEST Mountain Dew flavored CUESSINO THE PLAYON ART T-- - Doritos, called The Quest. CRACKED.COM

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