30 Companies That Couldn’t Find Their Rear Ends With Both Hands
Today we’re serving frozen beef lasagna… from Colgate?!
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When it comes to big business, we had no idea that so much could go wrong! With most of our money piled up under their mattresses, these companies had us thinking they couldn’t fail. It’s probably because they kept these massive missteps as hidden as they can. They didn’t account for our keen detective skills — another huge oversight on their part.
![7:00 PM 7:00 PM FridayOrtober 11 Sprin) U g Photo Netebook Goodle Campry LG When LG promoted their G2 phone in Seoul by attaching phone vouchers to helium balloons in a park, fans turned out with BB guns (one woman came with a spear) to pop the balloons. 01 1100 As a result of the ensuing 010 several people were hospitalized. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/0/1/1030001.jpg)
![Macy's decided to sell some plates by fat shaming moms. mam jeans favorite jeans mam jeans load cama odie favorite jeans skinny jeans The plates featured portion sizes described as jeans sizes, with the biggest portion size being called mom jeans. This didn't go over well, and Macy's removed the plates just hours after a picture of the plates went viral. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/0/2/1030002.jpg)
![A Czech bus that offered Auschwitz tours was decorated with designs that made Auschwitz look like Disneyland. POJEDTE DO OSVETIMI mere VYLET ZA EMOCEMI Nasi pruvodor hovori cesky) This was done to use it in a movie, but the owner decided to keep the design after filming, claiming that removing it could damage the paint. After outrage from the Czech Jewish community, he quickly changed it. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/0/0/1030000.jpg)
![Snapchat lost around $800 million in stock after running an ad on their platform for the mobile game Would You Rather? which mocked Rihanna's abuse. Would You Rather? Imposable Chocolat WOULD YOU RATHER! Slap Rihanna Punch Chris Brown Many users deleted the app following PLAY her response. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/9/9/1029999.jpg)
![In 2013, the Atlanta Journal- Constitution tweeted its congratulations to a lottery winner by making a joke about slavery: AJC Follow ajc @ajc $1M GA Lottery winner Willie Lynch can get 40 acres and a whole lotta mules. bit.ly/1cdQe6e Reply Retweet Favorite Pocket More 8 2 RETWEETS FAVORITES 8:35 AM-23 Oct 13 The newspaper deleted the tweet, apologized CRACKED.COM and promised appropriate disciplinary action for the employee responsible.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/9/8/1029998.jpg)
![In 2011, Bing tweeted that they would give donations to earthquake victims in Japan... How you can #SupportJapan - http://binged.it/FEh7iT. For every retweet, @bing will give $1 to Japan quake victims, up to $100K. about 7 hours ago via CoTweet Retweeted by 100+ people bing bing Bing ...in exchange for retweets. Obviously, backlash ensued, with many people criticizing Bing for attempting to exploit a tragedy to promote their own Twitter account. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/9/7/1029997.jpg)
![In 2011 1, PR firm The Redner Group posted a threatening tweetregarding bad reviews of DUKE NUKEM FOREVER @TheRednerGroup trg The Redner Group - - #AlwaysBetOnDuke too many went too far with their reviews... we r reviewing who gets games next time and who doesn't based on today's venom The tweet has since been deleted and the company had their contract terminated by its parent Take-Two. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/9/6/1029996.jpg)
![Global Village's Facebook page in Duluth made a promotion to commemorate Martin Luther King by giving us a 25% discount on everything black THE Global Village Duluth ... Like This Page 18 January 2014 Annual MLK Day BLACK SALE! Не showed us that the struggle and lookin' super fly can go hand in hand. We salute him with 25% off everything black, Monday, January 20th. Much more our style than a Columbus Day sale, no? CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/9/5/1029995.jpg)
![CRACKED.COM Pepsi's Swedish Facebook page posted a series of ads featuring a voodoo doll of Portugal's Cristiano pepsi MAX Ronaldo, Sweden's rival for the World Cup. They took pepsi them down MAX - - when the Portuguese threatened to boycott ORDE them. MAX](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/9/4/1029994.jpg)
![CRACKED.COM BIC UNDERWEAR When all you have is a cheap, disposable hammer, everything looks like a cheap, disposable nail-so Bic thought that people would buy underwear to throw it away after some time, like they did with pens and lighters. LEVER THING 5-6 BIO Kieldergrope 46-52 SITZT NEU! Mit Zwickel! PASST HALT TRUMPRHOSE](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/9/3/1029993.jpg)
![CRACKED.COM HARLEY-DAVIDSON WINE COOLERS You know what the biker lifestyle is made of- leather vests, tattoos, bar brawls, and sweet, fruity beverages. In 1984, Harley-Davidson decided to cater to modern bikers by offering them the crisp refreshment of a wine cooler called Scooter Juice. RIA &DAV SCOOTER BOTER JUS REJUICE مبعد - - WHITE COOLER WINE HARLEY-DAVIDSON RICE D.VAVIDSO 1903 WIN COOL Twist-oft Cape](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/9/2/1029992.jpg)
![JELL-0 FOR SALADS Jell-0 is as simple a desert as you can get -but in the 1960s, they tried to convince the world that it wasn't just a desert, and rolled out vegetable-flavored Jell-0 to prepare blobby salads. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/9/1/1029991.jpg)
![CRACKED.COM KELLOGG'S URBAN WEAR - Kellogg FROSTIES - - of Kellogg's Under the Hood urban wear lets everybody know that this FROSTED FLAKES hood is Tony the Tiger's turf-and you're sure to look real gangsta in your Honey Smacks low-riders.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/9/0/1029990.jpg)
![SYLVESTER STALLONE PUDDING Of course, as it's Sly Stallone we're talking about here, it wasn't just pudding-ity was protein pudding. Sadly, someone sued Sly claiming he had stolen their pudding idea, STALLONE HIGH PROTEIN Pudding 20 GRAMS OF PROTEIN LOW CARBI MILK CHOCOLATE SUGAR FREE NET WT 5.82oz (165g) CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/8/9/1029989.jpg)
![COCA-COLA'S MILK SODA A huge company like Coca-Cola couldn't just branch out into something unlikely-they had to go and create their very own something unlikely to branch out into. So in 2009, they put out Vio, a brand of flavored, carbonated milk. VERY BERRY OPICAL COLA ACH HANGO OTRUS BURST оіл оіл оіл оіл VIBRANO DRINK VIBIL VIBRANO VIBRANCE DRIN TROPICAL COLADA 8 FL N Reserved OCAR NATIONAL flavors (211ml) DRINK della ethtr Future DRINK CITRUS BURST HR 8 FL 60 1 il a PEACH MANGO Please mith other NATURAL VERY BERRY CI Flavored with other natural flavors (237g) (237ml) GRAGKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/8/7/1029987.jpg)
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![BURGER KING PERFUME Are you trying to be appealing to people who are sexually into hamburgers? Then you should wear Burger King's Flame perfume, which literally smells like a Whopper. FLAME. GRAGKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/8/6/1029986.jpg)
![NASCAR ROMANCE NOVELS In 2009, NASCAR teamed up eso with publisher Harlequin to 42 put out racing-themed novels, Co some of them even featuring HARLEOUIN real-life drivers. Is there a lot Driver cameo NASCA of overlap between hot Carl Edwards rubber enthusiasts and those SPEED DATING of, um, other hot stuff? Nancy Warren USA TODAY bestselling author MARLIQUIM NASC NASCAR Correct approvance DEL CARL EDWARDS 1 ESTECT HITTING THE BRAKES Ken Casper Offic FORCE 99 NAT Kristina When Los para The biggeren Le ml - - your GRACKED. COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/8/5/1029985.jpg)
![COLGATE FROZEN MEALS Would you want to eat lasagna that makes you suspect it tastes like toothpaste? Yup, we didn't think you would. That might be why Colgate-branded meals never became a thing, even though they tried. Colgate Beef Colgate® Lasagna Lasagna Beef CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/8/4/1029984.jpg)
![CRACKED.COM In order to appeal to Crossfit and Paleo diet crowds, Reebok rolled out their very own brand of 'healthy' bacon. Reebok Roobok REEBOK Red BACON Reebok WE BELIEVE IN BACON](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/8/3/1029983.jpg)
![CRACKED.COM evian WATER BRA evian This bra has pockets that can be filled with water. This feature allows women to avoid the disaster of having sweaty breasts.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/8/1/1029981.jpg)
![IN 1994, COCA-COLA TRIED TO APPEAL TO GEN XERS WITH OK SODA, DISTINGUISHED MORE BY ITS DRAB, GRIM CAN DESIGNS THAN BY ITS ODD, CITRUSY TASTE - WHICH REALLY (355 WAS JUST BEVERAGE OK. 12 FL OZ (355 mL) A CARBONATED BEVERAGE OF OX- CONCEPT ET HAA D a DON'T BE FOOLED INTO THINKING KADS CL OK. OK® IL WHAT'S THE POINT OK WHETHING OBE NYTHING THAT IS NOT HNG THAT IS. NNK OF OTHER PEOPLE A I I i I | i 1 ARKABLE ABILITIES CERTIDATED BEVERAGE 12 FL OZ (355 mL) CARBONATED BEVERAGE 12 EL OZ MARKET TESTS WERE A BUST,](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/7/7/1029977.jpg)
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![In 2014, URBAN OUTFITTERS released a blood stained sweater with holes. It read Kent State University. It received immediate criticism for its insensitivity regarding a school shooting at Kent State in 1970 where four students were killed. KENT KENT STATE UNIVERSITY STATE OHIO UNIVERSITY GRAGKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/8/2/1029982.jpg)
![CRACKED.COM In 2017, Samsung released a hypnosis service called Unspoil Me. Unspoil me Experience your favorite TV series as if it were the first time. GO TO HYPNOSIS It promised to make you forget what happened in TV shows you watched, so you could enjoy them all over again.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/7/6/1029976.jpg)
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![Ever wonder about the smells of STAR TREK? Wonder no more, and check out Lifestyle Perfumes line of Star Trek perfumes in James T. Kirk, Spock, Uhura, and Space varieties. STAR TREK STAR TREK JAMS LARN SPORK - - - STAR TREK STAR TREK LMURE - - CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/7/3/1029973.jpg)
![In 2014, PepsiCo combined two of its more popular brands- MOUNTAIN DEW and CHEETOS. FritoLa Mountain The peculiar snack hybrid DeW was only sold in Japan, but - six years earlier the U.S. had its 99¢ own nobody- asked-for-this atrocity... Doritos THE HEST Mountain Dew flavored CUESSINO THE PLAYON ART T-- - Doritos, called The Quest. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/7/4/1029974.jpg)
![THERE IS NO REASON FOR A RAZOR TO VIBRATE. IT'S JUST AN EXCUSE TO JACK UP THE PRICE. In ads, Gillette boasted their vibrating razor raised and stimulated hair, but that's nonsense. When a false advertising suit challenged them to back these claims, they couldn't, and a judge approved a multimillion-dollar settlement. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/7/9/1029979.jpg)
![CHARGING PORT ON THE UNDERSIDE OF THE MOUSE... ...MEANS I CAN'T USE IT AT THE SAME TIME! CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/7/5/1029975.jpg)