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38 Fun and Interesting Things to Do... If You’re Part of the One Percent

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38 Fun and Interesting Things to Do... If You’re Part of the One Percent

February 17, 2024

If you had all the money in the world, you’d think you’d enjoy it quietly, right? Wrong! The moment you become a billionaire, you’re filled with the uncontrollable desire to be publicly weird. Here are some of the worst offenders…

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Personal Habits of Billionaires Jack Dorsey's wizard beard Dorsey's wild beard at the Senate hearing on Section 230 was the focus of memes, with people joking about his wizard-like appearance. Republicans have long claimed anti-conservative bias among tech platforms, which was discussed during the hearing, but Dorsey's beard got more attention. CRACKED — Source

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CRACKED Personal Habits of Billionaires Donald Trump: Fighting germs one snack at a time Trump reportedly ate Vienna Fingers, potato chips, pretzels, and Oreos while on the campaign trail, and he would only eat from unopened packages due to his germaphobia. — Source

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Personal Habits of Billionair Jack Dorsey: Achieving the impossible... with ice! Dorsey believes that starting the day with an ice-cold bath gives him mental confidence and helps him to feel like he can do anything. CRACKED — Source

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CRACKED Personal Habits of Billionaires Jack Dorsey's unconventional eating habits Dorsey has been very open about his unusual eating habits, which include eating only one meal a day during the workweek and fasting for the whole weekend. — Source

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Personal Habits of Billionaires Elon Musk: Breakfast skipper, Mars Bar lover Musk sometimes skips и 2 breakfast, but when he does eat, he opts for a Mars bar. Ma CRACKED — Source

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CRACKED lih II Personal Habits of Billionaires Steve Jobs: Fasting guru? Jobs would fast for extended periods of time, and would break the fast with leafy vegetables and water. This practice became a regular part of his life. — Source

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CRACKED Personal Habits of Billionaires Steve Jobs: Apple CEO and Toilet Soaker Jobs used to relieve stress during Apple's early days by soaking his bare feet in the company toilets. — Source

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CRACKED Personal Habits of Billionaires Steve Jobs: Innovator, visionary... and barefoot? Jobs was renowned for his unconventional approach, such as holding brainstorming meetings while walking around barefoot. — Source

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Personal Habits of Billionaires Mark Zuckerberg takes eating meat to a whole new level Zuckerberg has set himself the challenge of becoming a vegetarian by slaughtering his own meat, and has expressed his belief that meat eaters should take responsibility and be thankful for what they eat. CRACKED — Source

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Personal Habits of Billionaires Richard Branson's secret to success? 20 cups of tea The billionaire drinks 20 cups of tea a day to stay energized. CRACKED Corner Cocaca — Source

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Personal Habits of Billionaires Warren Buffett's breakfast of champions: Ice cream and Coke Buffett is known for his frugal lifestyle, which includes eating like a six-year-old and having chocolate-chip ice cream for breakfast and five Coca-Colas a day. CRACKED — Source

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Personal Habits of Billionaires Steve Jobs: The man who ate only carrots and apples? Jobs had an unconventional diet which included eating only one or two foods, like carrots or apples, for weeks at a time. and this could have had negative health effects due to lack of nutrients. CRACKED — Source

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CRACKED Personal Habits of Billionaires Donald Trump's daily caffeine fix: 12 cans of Diet Coke Trump reportedly 12 twelve cans of They k by г Diet Coke per day, which is close to V T Diet 4 - the daily recommended adult г و # 1 4 human limit for caffeine. K 1 Coke 5 the — Source

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CRACKED OF T ER OF P Personal Habits of Billionaires Jeff Bezos, Grands! biscuit addict Flaky Layers Pillsbury Bezos admitted to having an I Buttermilk unhealthy breakfast habit of eating an entire can of Pillsbury biscuits every morning, which his wife eventually stopped him from doing. KEEP DOUGH REFRIGERET — Source

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CRACKED Personal Habits of Billionaires Bill Gates: Tech mogul and secret cheeseburger lover Gates is a fan of McDonald's and often opts for cheeseburgers and Diet Coke when eating out, although Melinda did not allow him to have them at home. — Source

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Have you ever dreamed of a dating app that functions like Tinder but without poor people? Try Luxy, a dating app for rich folks, which will kick out its users if they fail to prove that they earn about $500,000 a month. L LUXY - Connect with the Successful l & Attractive CRACKED.COM — Source

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CRACKED.COM For $1.5 to $4.5 million, the rich can survive the apocalypse in an underground luxury condo. — Source

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Rich movie buffs can hire specialty designers to pimp out their home theaters. The designs can range from tacky rich person fare to I was an ancient Egyptian pharaoh in my previous life. CRACKED.COM — Source

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Uber-rich mothers hire professional organizers CRACKED.COM to pack their kid's trunks for summer camp. MA تحت LURE LAU RE Energizer THIS are A professional organizer charges about $250 per hour - for the 4 or so hours that one trunk takes, that's $1,000. Professional organizers, who do all kinds of tidying and organizing work for high-income clients, have their own 4,000-member-strong national association. — Source

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ROAD TRIP? $2,436,208.00 GRACKED.COM — Source

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Rich families can get 24/7 personal medical attention with luxurious concierge medicine plans that give access to doctors anywhere, any time. With a maximum of 50 patients per doctor, you AND PRINKE ENDER 2 a SERAS don't need to wait in line as the service allows 2013 you to see top doctors immediately. The cost? Up to $80,000 a year. Folks serious about their DB health care can even have C N an emergency room installed in their home (or yacht) for about $700,000. 109 N CRACKED COM SOK — Source

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To lose weight and detoxify their bodies, celebrities go to infrared saunas. They make you sweat more than normal saunas, which supposedly unloads more toxins. There's zero evidence for this, but that doesn't bother celebrity fans like Demi Moore, Selena Gomez, the Kardashians, or Leonardo DiCaprio. Chelsea Handler even has an infrared sauna at home, which she uses three times a week. CRACKED.COM — Source

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Rich people have special therapists to help them from becoming mentally unstable due to their wealth. Called wealth therapists, their job is to help the 1% cope with the guilt and loneliness brought by being rich. GRACKED.COM — Source

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You can buy this mansion for $29.6M. It has everything a horse needs to lead a FOR ALK comfortable life. e THE 5 В are AND PRIVATE ENDLR Wait, what? Gal SILON PL Well, it's actually a stable complex for horses. If that's too expensive for you, you can buy a cheaper alternative, like this one for $16M. CRACKED.COM ES — Source

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GRACKED COM Wealthy people who live in the Northeast United States can buy special driveways which automatically melt the snow away! — Source

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Rich people don't just hire nannies for their kids, they hire trained nannies. By trained we mean martial-arts, stunt-driving trained. IN N These Norland TA nannies earned TAE KV their four-year RETERN BA Honours degree in Norland College in Bath, Somerset, and are well-prepared in case someone tries to kidnap the kids or take stolen photos of them. GRACKED.COM — Source

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CRACKED.COM Rich people have the option to not get rained on during their wedding day... ...because they can opt for 'cloud seeding' service, which utilizes the expertise of pilots and meteorologists to add substances into the clouds, forcing them to rain ahead of time for the cheap, cheap price of $100,000. — Source

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The 1% don't show off on Instagram - they use the app Rich Kids. Rich Kids is an Instagram clone with a twist: you can post photos only if you pay the monthly membership fee of €1,000 (about $1,160), but anyone can see them. No food porn, haul videos, or other Instagram staples get posted. It's just wall-to-wall ridiculously expensive products and experiences. CRACKED.COM — Source

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CRACKED.COM Normal kids hang around playgrounds with their skateboards. For the ultra- rich, they have The Thermal Club. It is a private racetrack where you can race your supercars to your heart's content. Individual membership alone costs $85,000, excluding the compulsory portion of land you must own to build a garage for your car. — Source

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Prosecuted rich people in China sometimes hire body doubles to serve their sentences in prison. DUES LIEBRA *Hu Bin, a rich 20-year-old who ٨ hit and killed a 1932 *Alleged body pedestrian while double of Hu Bin. drag racing. The practice is called ding zui, which translates to substitute criminal. GRACKED.COM — Source

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When the privileged look for bargains, they don 't go to Craigslist, but to JamesEdition. JamesEdition The World's Luxury Marketplace. With categories such as Yachts, Real Estate and Extraordinaire, in this exclusive online marketplace, you can get your own island or even a Batmobile. CRACKED.COM — Source

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A standard 'low end' Hermès Birkin bag costs about $10,000. Even if you're a billionaire, it's difficult to get one. That means you can't just walk into a store to buy one. You need to have 'connections' to even stand a chance. CRACKED.COM — Source

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Why spend pocket change on NORMAL toothpicks like a PEASANT when you can spend $18,000 on luxury, solid gold toothpicks? GRACKED.COM — Source

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Do you find it strange having CRACKED.COM multiple stylists? HOW ABOUT A STYLIST JUST FOR YOUR CHRISTMAS TREE? SOME CELEBRITIES PAY UP TO $80,000 ANNUALLY TO HAVE THEIR CHRISTMAS TREES DECORATED BY PROFESSIONALS — Source

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The coveted American Express Centurian black card costs a minumum of $10,000 a year. AMERICAN EXPRESS® AMERICAN EXPRESS AMERICAN EXPRESS EXPRESS EXPRESS AMERICAN AMERICAN EXPRESS MERICAN 3749 800TL AMERICAN BY MEMBER SINCE 85 AMERICAN EXPRESS AMERICAN EXPRESS AMERICAN EXPRESS RICHY MCJERKFACE THE RICA AMEX You also have to spend a minimum of $100, 000 and make $1 million a year to even be qualified to carry one. The card has some members only secret perks, but is otherwise not that different from the Amex platinum card. CRACKED.COM — Source

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Millionaires and celebrities hire CRACKED.COM personal shoppers to do their holiday shopping. They charge $400 an hour or a percentage of the shopping bill. Their job includes hunting down rare items that are gifted to the client's friends, family, and pets. — Source

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If they want to cut the line when 40+ visiting Disney World, rich families could book the Private VIP Tours e seecs for DE the modest price of $425 to ROAD ICNI CPT KOOZ $625 per hour depending on the An SEADLR PRINTIE SALO season. SEPIES 1073 el WSmart 00274527 Considering that GMA the minimum duration is seven DB hours, they will Summi need to pay $2975-$4375 for a THANK day visit! 100 N CRACKED COM SOK — Source

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