35 Notable Small-Town Attractions and Cuisines Beloved by Locals

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35 Notable Small-Town Attractions and Cuisines Beloved by Locals

Forget about the big cities with their Michelin stars and Little Italys. Give us your Pie Floaters and Funeral Sandwiches.

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TELL US NOW. WHAT UNGODLY LOCAL CUISINE IS YOUR TOWN KNOWN FOR? DOROTHY D. TOMATO PIE. FOOD For a city with so much good food, it is an absolute mystery why anyone in Philadelphia would eat tomato pie. For those not in the know, local food detective Dorothy CRIMES D. writes thick pizza crust with tomato paste and a sprinkle of Parmesan cheese. Usually served stone cold. Why not just eat pizza? Or skip both and get an incredible cheesesteak. These are the questions that keep this detective up at night. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. WHAT UNGODLY LOCAL CUISINE IS YOUR TOWN KNOWN FOR? MARCUS W. BRAZILIAN PIZZA. The people of Brazil live in paradise, and are surrounded by so much beauty. Which is why it is so confusing that they decided to COOL put tuna, corn, and eggs on their CRIMES pizza. Perhaps they can only find novelty in the grotesque, perhaps it is a bit of ennui. We may never know what drives them to such depraved flavors, all we can do is pray they never find their way to our tables. CRACKED.COM

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TELL US NOW. WHAT UNGODLY LOCAL CUISINE IS YOUR TOWN KNOWN FOR? TAL GREG Y. RBAGIC PLATE THE GARBAGE PLATE. Sold all around Rochester to drunk college students, the garbage plate consists of hot COOL dogs, chili, hot sauce, beans, hamburger, and whatever CRIMES else is around, including macaroni salad. You would hope it tastes better than it looks, but sources say the clientele aren't ordering it to treat their palate, if you know what I mean. CRACKED.COM

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... TELL US NOW. JET-PUFFED MARSHMALLOWS Kendalville, Indiana 2009-MORE MARSHHALLOWS 20% Kr More! 51 OF JEG-Puffew MARSHMALLOWS MARSHMALL Have fun with your yum! 06:03 12 04 DEC 201 PRESENT Sunni В. says, If you have ever bought a Jet-Puffed Marshmallow product, odds are good someone I went to high school with made or packaged it. CRACKED.COM

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... TELL US NOW. ORTHOPEDICS Warsaw, Indiana Gary Е. describes the city as Orthopedic Capital of the World and tells us your grandparents probably have a piece of Warsaw, IN inside. CRACKED.COM

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... TELL US NOW. LGBT RESIDENTS Wilton Manors, Florida AR Pride R Lisa M. raves, Wilton Manors, FL had (and may still have) the largest concentration of LGBT residents on the East Coast. Was a fabulously fun place to grow up! CRACKED.COM

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... TELL US NOW. METEOR STRIKE Sylacauga, Alabama Until very recently that was the only place on Earth that a person was recorded being hit by a meteor, Gabriel А. informs us. CRACKED.COM

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... TELL US NOW. THE FLINT BLOCK Flint, Michigan GOD HELP US SAVE FÜNT Dale В. tell US this block has been painted countless times, From birthday wishes to 'you will be missed'-es, thousands of Flint, Mi natives have painted their words on this block. It's the silliest thing but it helps US get our voices heard. CRACKED.COM

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... TELL US NOW. LARGEST SIX-PACK La Crosse, Wisconsin LaCross LaCros LaCr No, we're not talking about the abs on The Rock. Mark K. informed us of the 54-foot-tall storage tanks that are the world's largest six-pack. CRACKED.COM

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... TELL US NOW. MAN'S BEST FRIEND Warrensburg, Missouri Melissa S. tells us of Old Drum, a hound belonging to Charles Burden, who was the first dog to be referred to as man's best friend. CRACKED.COM

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