33 of the Funniest Tweets from Tuesday, February 6, 2024

If you’re expecting to see splashy blockbuster trailers during this year’s Super Bowl, you’re going to be greatly disappointed. Several major studios, including Warner Bros., Sony, Netflix and Amazon, have allegedly opted out of showcasing any of their upcoming films. That means no new Ghostbusters or Kraven the Hunter trailers and no exclusive look at Venom 3 or Bad Boys 4. That said, movie lovers will still get their fix as the CBS-hosted event will serve as a highlight reel for its parent company Paramount, which is expected to release trailers for John Krasinski’s post-apocalyptic prequel A Quiet Place: Day One, the Idris Elba-led Sonic spin-off series Knuckles and, of course, what everyone has been waiting for: a glimpse into the new season of The Family Stallone.

In a few years time, the Super Bowl might be home to the trailer to the third installment of Avatar… and the fourth… and the fifth… and the sixth… and, you guessed it, the seventh. Despite the fact that the currently untitled Avatar 5 sequel won’t hit theaters until 2031, the blockbuster visionary behind the series already has ideas swirling for future sequels. During the Saturn Awards, James Cameron told People that it’s hard not to come up with more and more story ideas as he spends time fleshing out the world of the Na’vi people. He also told the magazine that his commitment to the franchise stems from the fanbase that’s developed a deep connection for the human stories at the center of the Avatar’s sweeping narratives. 

As we count the minutes to 2031 and Avatar 5, the timeline has us busting at the seams with some of the funniest tweets you’ll ever see. Today’s most hilarious ones include those about the Catholic guilt at the center of spicy food, the myth of retirement and one woman’s crusade against jam bands.