34 Rumors and Conspiracy Theories That Make Celebrities Seem Way More Interesting Than They Actually Are

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34 Rumors and Conspiracy Theories That Make Celebrities Seem Way More Interesting Than They Actually Are

We wish every celebrity had some kind of Dungeons & Dragons-esque backstory. Unfortunately, that backstory is almost always just: “My dad is rich.

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STANLEY KUBRICK did not fake the moon landing CRAGKED.COM Filmmaker т. Patrick Murray claimed to interview Kubrick three days before his death, with Stan admitting to perpetuating a huge fraud on the American public. A few problems: Kubrick didn't look or sound like Kubrick. And his widow says the whole thing is made-up jibba jabba.

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MARISA TOMEI legit won that Oscar CRACKED.COM The rumor: Addled Jack Palance read the wrong name off a teleprompter, giving Tomei an undeserved Academy Award. The story was persistent enough that the Academy and Price Waterhouse have gone on the record that the right gal got the Oscar.

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THE CONSPIRACY: Britney was a paid Bush operative. CRACKED. .COM THE THEORY: She broke up with к Fed right before a midterm election; she was paid to distract the American people!

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THE CONSPIRACY: The Illuminati killed Eminem (because he wouldn't join their club) CRACKED COM THE THEORY: Не took 5 years to follow up Encore because he was busy getting murdered and recreated by a slighted secret society.

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THE CONSPIRACY: Avril Lavigne's body double took over her life. Naturally 4 CRACKED COM THE THEORY: When we saw Lavigne go from a goth phase to a... slightly different goth phase, she had actually died, her body double swooping in to pick up where Avril left off.

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THE CONSPIRACY: Katy Perry is JonBenet. CRACKED.COM THE THEORY: Perry is a mere 6 years older than JonBenet, and their parents look kinda similar. You connect the dots.

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THE CONSPIRACY: Bob Marley was killed as a warning to other reggae artists. CRACKED.COM THE THEORY: The CIA was working to take out the Jamaican prime minister, and the reggae community knew too much.

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THE CONSPIRACY: Steve Jobs is hanging out in Egypt. Mike Sington @MikeSington Steve Jobs is discovered alive and living in Egypt! CRACKED.COM THE THEORY: This 2018 picture is of Steve Jobs kickin' it in a plastic lawn chair. Case closed!

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THE CONSPIRACY: Stevie Wonder can see. GRAGKED.COM THE THEORY: Не likes basketball, and once caught a falling mic stand: two things typical of the sighted!

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