22 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, January 24, 2024

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22 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, January 24, 2024

After nearly a decade away from the show as its full-time host, Comedy Central announced that Jon Stewart is returning to The Daily Show for a limited-time engagement. Stewart, who made himself a household name with a 16-year stint as Daily Show host starting in 1999, will take up the desk every Monday as one of the faces tasked with filling the vacuum that his successor Trevor Noah created when he stepped down as the show’s host in 2022. Stewart’s temporary tenure will last through the election (and possibly beyond) as he covers all the insane headlines that are sure to come out of another Trump run for the White House.

Meanwhile, Netflix is taking a page out of the Warner Bros. playbook and docking its mothership. That is, the streamer has seemingly decided against releasing the nearly-completed Halle Berry sci-fi vehicle The Mothership, which was filmed back in 2021. The streamer’s decision to do so was reportedly influenced by a “lengthy post-production process” filled with significant reshoots. Whatever the case may be, Netflix is also throwing away a slam-dunk viral tweet opportunity to call the X-Men actress “mother.”  

As the timeline celebrates Stewart’s return and debates the plot against Berry, a number of hilarious tweets have popped up as well. Today’s funniest ones include those about an Irish goldmine, the plane passengers owed an apology and the power of a particular video game soundtrack. 

JRR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh 22h ... when I say I've got that dog in me this is what I mean 166 8,980 59.3K 2.9M

Josué @sandavidcito.1 16h sorry i didnt text you back i have writers block 41 10.1K 41.5K 1.2M

natalie @powerfulwizerd - 1 15h picture of barry keoghan i drew from memory Patinson Olivi Barry Keoghan bie 62 1,061 40.3K 811K

lauren @Very_Regular 5h all footage from any tax write-off movie should immediately be entered into the public domain. you should be able to get a couple buddies and take a crack at finishing the remaining CGI work yourselves in this kind of scenario 4F DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm. 14h Netflix is scrapping 'THE MOTHERSHIP', a sci-fi thriller starring Halle Berry, which had completed filming but the studio now plans to never release the film. (Source: theinsneider.com/p/halle-berry-...) 45 3.3K 26K 632K

szoboszlai fan account @OVECHKIN. 1d me trying to remix mr. brightside and the sopranos theme song B-R BILLS ON THE BRIGHT SIDE WE WOKE UP THIS MORNING Josh Allen on losing to Chiefs in playoffs 903 15K 1M 18

Jill Gutowitz @jillboard.20h ... how it feels to watch straight sex on the detective show that i thought was about two lesbians DYKE 25 229 4.8K del 218K

juju $ @ayeejuju 21h how did donkey have enough meat for allat $ 1.9K 6.1K 118K 12M

Ina Saboteur @SleeplssEremite 2 22h ... 1881 comments wutnope Pinned i'm literally shaking buy her brown contacts pls 19h Reply 6 328 8.2K 125K

SUPER MAGFest 2024! 1d RoBKTA v2.0 NOISE SORRY FOR SPEEDING IM LISTENING SONIC MINNEAPOLIS TO THE 2 ADVENTURE TEL BLOOD SULER BY GAMERS, ORIGINAL SOUNDTRACK 657K 25K 5K 137

@willobri 19h will o'brien This is what the vault inside the Irish Federal Reserve looks like KERRYGOID IRISH CREA 454ge - with MILK FROM IRISH GRASS-FED cows FIRISH KERRYgoló odu Kennygold IRISH CREAMERY BUTTER FRISH CREAMERY BUTTER asigo KERRYgold KERRYgold - IRISH CREAMERY BUTTER IRISH CREAMERY BUTTER 454gO 454ge - MILK FROM IRISH CRASS-FED COWS IWISH MILK FROM INISH GRASS-FED cows FIRISH = the KERRYgoló KERRYgold ogu IRISH CREAMERY BUTTER IRISH CREAMERY BUTTER 454gm 154go MARTRON ARISH FROM MILE Kerrygold KERRYgolo - IRISH CREAMERY POU BUTTER IRISH CREAMERY BUTTER CRASS 454g0 IRISH FED cows FROM VERISHI the SRISH 454gO - MILK

horse dentist @equine_dentist - 1 19h think something's wrong with my dog Nova Adult Q Female Traits: Immortality Schizotypal Personality Sa Nova Disorder Sexist 391K 21K 1.6K 32

autodesk hate account @duckbldg 23h i i cannot lunch and learn at the same time, they use the same part of the brain 11 71 989 37K

i make beats t @DonDadaNYC 1d ... Damn where tf my W2s at???????? My bar of soap starting to look like a SIM card 57 650 3.9K 1.2M

Simon IIII Ohler @simon_ohler . 1d ur too serious, open ur clown chakra 54 3.9K 14K 472K

.kronk . @krrronk . 1d saw two lesbians fighting outside a bar we got 6 more weeks of winter guys 25 4.5K 55K 1.4M

Tristan @AyoTristan 17h People who clap when the plane lands, I owe you an apology... BNO BNO News @BNONews 20h NEWS Alaska Airlines says many of its Boeing 737 Max 9 planes were found to have loose bolts - NBC 182 13K 117K du 6.6M

ama @ihcarama 1d during awards season i start talking like a football fan... this is our year... it's all rigged... it all comes down to who wants it more... this is the worst performance of the season... 11 4.4K 38K del 1M

chrissy @chrissychlapp.1 19h ... i i am 25 minutes late chrissy @chrissychlapp 20h trying my best to stop being the always 15 minutes late friend today let's see if i can do it 93 2.9K 41K 2.1M

Jeremy Kaplowitz @jeremysmiles 22h how do we know they aren't connected? Q Quorators @Quorators • . 23h Question What was worse for NYC? The Green Goblin or 9/11? 1 i ... Followina Answer Details Request More 8 5 130 14K

JRY @JRY1998 1d I said to my mum yesterday that she shouts my name too much. Her response was 'one day you won't hear my voice anymore. l'll be dead and you'll be happy'. ??????????????? 275 4.9K 69K 1.9M

bongo @bongoism 14h ... my dad and his gf broke up and she took the air fryer GIF 189 5,876 148K 2.4M

beer person @CantEverDie 19h (in job interview) EMPLOYER: why do you wanna work her- ME, interrupting: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE 34 1,059 16.1K 317K
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