34 Bald-Faced Lies That Worked Extremely Well

We see right through your lies, Joaquin Phoenix — if that’s even you’re real name!
34 Bald-Faced Lies That Worked Extremely Well
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You’ve kinda gotta hand it to these ambitious numbskulls. They were put on the spot, and they bet it all on their ability to make the impossible happen (or at least appear to). I mean, they all got caught, eventually. But they must have felt invincible for a minute there.

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Verizon's "Coverage Maps"

Verizon's coverage map ads were such misleading crap that AT&T sued them. No numbers were presented, and they didn't take AT&T's EDGE coverage into account. Verizon Wireless AT&T But more importantly, they're irrelevant. Cell coverage is a localized phenomenon that can vary from block to block. You can color in all the maps in the world, but if you're in the wrong spot, your cell reception will suffer. CRACKED.COM http://www. att com/gen/press-room?pid=14002 http://www.slate.com/articles/technology/technology/2009/12/you_lie_luke_wilson.html

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This Fact Is One Step Up Knowledge Mountain

A package of Top Ramen noodles is two servings. Nutrition Facts Amount/serving Amount/serving nah War DI Serving Tim 1.5 oz (42g/about %DV* Total Fat 7g de the es - - 11% Total Carbohydrate 26g 9% V2 dry mundle block and 1 tsp depending an your aby Saturated Fat 3.5g 18% seasoning mix Dietary Fiber 2g 8% Car Trans Fat 0g Servings Per Total Fat IN Sugars less than 1g INGREDIENTS: MOPE Calories OF ON CN TRIPOLYPHOSPHATE THE из YEAST 190 FOLLOWING POWDER RAMEN Container SALT EXTRACT MONOSODIUM GABLIC 60 CANOLA OTHIC POTASSIUM THAT 2 POWDER OIL GLUTAMATE, Cholesterol Vitamin Sodium DISODIUM PROCESSES CARBONATE

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This all turned out ok, somehow

In her interview in January 2013, Miley Cyrus shocked the fans by saying she and Liam Hemsworth were married. That turned out to be a lie. Later that year, their PR reps confirmed their engagement was broken off. CRACKED COM

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