35 of the Funniest Tweets from January 2, 2024

Thanks to CNN reinstating on-air drinking, Andy Cohen and Anderson Cooper returned to giggly form on New Year’s Eve, resulting in young adults everywhere ringing in 2024 by explaining the phrase “pass around party bottom” to their parents. (Pro tip: Don’t google that one if you’re back on a work computer.) Either way, kisses were had, champagne was toasted, resolutions were made and surely at least a few people woke up with no recollection of how they ended 2023. 

As everyone reflects on the past year, many are looking toward the future, brimming with excitement about what the year holds in store for us. There will be new comedic voices rising from obscurity, unhinged pop-culture moments bound to go viral and political scandals that will be poorly satirized on SNL. The movies we’re most looking forward to may wind up being certified flops while someone unexpected out there is waiting in the wings ready for their Charles Melton moment. And with 2024 being a leap year, we’ve got an extra day thrown into the mix, too.

Whatever newness a fresh year brings us, one constant is the funny tweets. Today’s hilarious batch include those about a snack mascot trying to avoid the same fate as his brethren, a brownie that’s been manipulated to one man’s liking and an ad exec’s daily duties.