29 of the Funniest Tweets from December 28, 2023

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29 of the Funniest Tweets from December 28, 2023

It’s that time of year again. Barack Obama’s intern dropped the former president’s yearly list of favorites in everything from film to literature to music. This year, his favorite films include three of his own productions, which he was at least transparent about, and 10 others ranging from unsurprising to “did Obama really watch that?” These films include The Big Short-ification of Nike in Ben Affleck’s Air and Teyana Taylor’s breakthrough performance in A.V. Rockwell’s A Thousand and OneBarbie missed out on the presidential honors, but the other half of Barbenheimer did make Obama’s list. 

Another movie ignored by Obama was Sean Durkin’s The Iron Claw. Perhaps A24’s tragic tale of wrestling’s most cursed family wasn’t Obama’s cup of tea, but the boys who brought the Von Erich brothers to life didn’t need Obama’s approval when they had someone else in their corner during production. In an interview with GQ, Harris Dickinson shared that he, Zac Efron, Jeremy Allen White and Stanley Simons had a group chat that became a treasure trove of inspirational messages. Dickinson told the men’s magazine that after long hours of shooting emotionally devastating scenes that left everyone “knackered,” Efron would message the boys things like, “You guys did so good today. Proud of you. Love you,” which did more for them than presidential recognition ever could.

Meanwhile, the timeline is full of gems worthy of a spot on a year-end list. Today’s funniest tweets include those about the worst late-night text to receive, a cringe-free term of endearment and the person who has never seen Yoko Ono and Jada Pinkett Smith in the same place at the same time. 

Ron Iver @ronnui_ 1d ... ty for ur service THE SILENT PROTECTOR Oxidants A blueberry I had this me morning utkal gameb 26 472 32K

gale na @poisonjr 1d ... laughing out loud mm pappy Hide and Seek Song Imogen Heap 17 561 9.9K del 711K

DIRECTV Holiday Bowl @DIRECTV_HB . 1 16h DIRECTV HOLIDAY BOWL WE INVITED THEM AND THEY SAID YES ... SICES brian James burkhart @brianbu56853801 - 1 16h @DIRECTV_HB WHY IS USC PLAYING IN THIS GAME!??????? 34 355 7K del 960K

Black Air Force Energy @Derekalexander_ . 1d Y'all are afraid to be corny. Not me. I live life on the cob 288 19K 95K 3.5M

America Is Musty @DragonflyJonez 1d ... Pistons need to start paying fans *to* attend. Concession stand money. Like a field trip. FOST @GeorgeFoster72. 1d How much pistons tickets now? 13 40 271 76K

JP @jpbrammer 23h ... sad for you. these are the funniest friendships. I feel like an iguana who befriended a dog Erika @MsFutureHendrix . 2 2d If you have a gay male friend, I'm just going to assume you're gay. Because why would a heterosexual man want to be friends with a gay dude? The two have nothing in common. twitter.com/mrgoldpackxl/s... 15 284 3.7K 175K

beer person @CantEverDie• 22h no you don't understand that's my emotional support empty box that i opened 2 months ago that's still in my house 25 762 8.5K 228K

donald boat @laserboat999 - 1d ... receiving ominous texts from my brother MESSAGES 1:30 AM Realizing hella shit MESSAGES 1:30 AM Bruh watching fight club again 36 1.4K 28K 776K

Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus 22h ... GASTON GLOCK?!!?!?!!?! Disclose.tv @disclosetv. 1d JUST IN-Gun tycoon Gaston Glock (94) is dead. EP O 154 356 B1 FIG.1 10 3 24 25 23 20 O 64 63 76 FIG.2 y JOCK FIG 3 16(17) 44 111 1.7K 42K 2.3M

deeb @dmgdeeb - 18h My son asked why is there a movie called NOOOOO small STAR WARS EMPIRE Arasvall THX Signific Mora ORGIA STAR VIS FOX WARS THX Multime A NEW HOPE LUCASFIM BLUE BACK THE TO FUTURE Anned 82535 HIFI PROOF, OF PURCHASE MCA : I UNIVERSAL COMEDY OF HORRORS fhe VHS hi-fi I CLAYMATION IIIM FOX CLOSED CAPTIONED Hi-Fi STEREO 1476 COCOON SHA SELECTIONS VIDEO THE SP HIFF STEREO YON SSROV e + FOX STAR TREK VIDEO THE WRATH UN well NI OF KHAN DEO RETURN STAR OF THE JimHenson HOME HOME ENCETTAINMENT LId KINOW VACAT STEPHEN KING'S EMPIR WARS

Mike Guardabauld Lang Syne @Guard... 1d ... That's why I exclusively refer to my wife as the little homie spoooook @throne_ofbones . 3d calling your partner my love is cringe. 5 156 921 124K

proton @ProtonInspector 1d My dumbass internet rotten brain was trying to figure out the meme Beam Column Strut LOAD 62 604 15K 346K

Jaida @ghstprincss. 19h bruh Just wanted to say I have a massive crush on you 3:35 PM nat I've been feeling this way for months now and I think it's time I told you about my feelings nat 3:36PM oh wait who's the other guy ? 3:37 PM Oh he's here for moral support nat 3:37PM LMFHSJSJSJD ARE U FR 3:38PM . Sent I'm here for you man Do your thing 324 9K 90K 4.3M

Chris @ThisIsCreation 18h Michelle to Barack when the bomb dropped in Oppenheimer: (whispers) That's you. Pop Base @PopBase 21h Barack Obama reveals his favorite BARACK OBAMA'S FAVORITE MOVIES OF 2023 movies of 2023. since these movies were produced by High se are in fact three of the best films saw th RUSTIN LEAVE AMERICAN THE WORLD SYMPHONY BEHIND My other favorite THE HOLDOVERS BLACKBERRY OPPENHEIMER AMERICAN FICTION ANATOMY OF A FALL MONSTER PAST LIVES 4g POLITE SOCIETY A THOUSAND AND ONE 1.7K 26K 1.1M 19

aLec robBins @alecrobbins . 20h dying and immediately googling my life ending explained 14 310 3.4K del 108K

michael @FilledwithUrine 22h ... my favorite food currently 56 2K 24K 628K

Dan Sheehan @ItsDanSheehan 1d We don't know what size god is and shouldn't rule out the fact that he made himself very tiny to test us Waleed @Waleedbhattiii 12/18/23 Unpopular RELEGION opinions that would get you in this position??? 23 380 8.4K 238K

sword gf @punishedgarage 18h ... i can't prove it but i firmly believe every man in america has tried to make an object move with his mind at some point in his life 275 702 9.1K 658K

roo @rooisnotcool 1d girl calm tf down 103 ! Last chance! th Duolingo hulu 17 183K 473 16K

Charles J. Moore @charles270.1d Junior???? @Notdojaaa. 1d The name LMFAO00000000O La Gloria is with Jaliyah Derrick and ... Quis Grays. Follow Jun 23 Phileigh Cheez'e Steache Grays Jr 7 Pounds 3 ounces 19 1/2 inches Follow me on IG:_unloved_glo_ TikTok : diaminiquechante MY BOY 28 1.2K 14K 802K

ray @spilledcrawfish . 1d IDIOT signed a legally binding document without reading the terms and conditions Nobody told him 8 736 5.9K 100K

Donny Treverson @BostonDonnyT- 1d ... Doesn't get much better than this BIN LADEN 9 11 911 RCA Jersey autographed by Robert O'Neill (The Navy Seal who killed Bin Laden) $85 $100 N Send seller a message Good morning, is this still available? Send 96 20K 1.7M 1K

matcha flum pebble @hissinglawn 16h @beyiconic•20m no wonder why yoko ono cries herself to sleep every night i would too if i lost this omfg JPN RPAL 50 to THUG IL only icer KOUSE 1 1 del 42 #TAYLOR @myneoae 12m THEY WAS TOGETHER WTF??? 1 1 del 14 @beyiconic•10m Nvm i just looked it up.. Tell me why i thought yoko ono was jada pinkett swith 1 1 del 11 8 748 5.7K the 154K

Rover Plush 2.0 @Lizzy800813101 - 1d Please stop leaking stuff like this early. Could you seriously not wait just one week? The devs worked really hard on this and you showed it off early just for some clout. ObtainerOfRareAntiquities @ObtainerOf 2d 2024 Milk is OUT MES Delicio Creo TH чти TA JAN 06 24 34 6K 46K 875K

Hannah Posts @HannahPosted 20h The traditional American family: a mom, a dad, four kids, and a mom Preston Parra @ThePrestonParra. 1d THEY represent America, NOT dirty migrants. 424 1.6K 60K 1.8M

Dan Sheehan @ItsDanSheehan-2 23h ... No more smart appliances. If an object from my kitchen greets me I will hit it with a bat 103 7,249 65.1K 1.8M

Freddie Shanel @freddie_shanel.16h ... you can tell when a movie is based on a play because it all happens in one room and you can tell when a movie is based on a book because the plot will be batshit insane and the main character's name will be something like Garbsmackle Bandicoot 21 1,121 22.3K 463K

Kat formerly delia pavorum 16h ... Mr. Darcy: farha @shutyourhell.20h (with the intention of marriage) hey um stupid town called and said they're missing their mayor ? 8 946 8,537 346K

sarah thee tonin @sarahn... 17h ... got a kindle for xmas and it's amazing 0:00:00 how quickly i am making this my personality trait. i've read 3 books in 2 days. my phone screen time is down 60%. i i am so much better than everyone else 37 1,236 22.7K 677K
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