The 23 Meanest Mean Tweets of 2023

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The 23 Meanest Mean Tweets of 2023

2023 is shaping up to be the hottest year on record — and we’re not just talking about the weather. Twitter users brought the heat in every way imaginable. A horrible movie trailer was released? It’s getting deep-fried. A celebrity took an unflattering picture? They’re getting roasted over an open fire. A comedian woke up and chose to be delusional? Tenth-degree burns. 

And so, we rounded up the best burns, digs, and roasts from 2023, and when life’s got you down, take solace in knowing you haven’t been compared to a masked serial killer. Jamie Lynn Spears and Amy Schumer definitely can’t say the same. 

purgatory modulation engine @GaoRush 1d the word actress on Gal Gadot's Wikipedia page 11 522 7.2K 129K

deja' @dejadenile 14h ... yea...just like a movie sam (fan account) @Govmmentjudas - 15h her face is like a movie... 69 2K 37.6K 926K

DR. LUMAR @LucyyKT 2d There's a man in my dms like this and I want him to know it's never going to end up like this BIG SHONCE @Ur_Sweetst_Sin 3 3d Yall better answer them DMs how it started how it' S going Hey gorgeous MAR 15, 2019, 5:08 PM How are you APR 16, 2019, 12:59 A Hey gorgeous JUL 13, 2019, 9:47 PM Hey gorgeous NOV 26, 2019, 11:26 P Hey gorgeous DEC 21, 2019, 4:51 AM Hey gorgeous 4:26 AM Hey gorgeous Double tap to 22K 173 5.6K 1.7M

Justin Boldaji @justinboldaji 22h Amazing he lived so long when he could've just rolled away down a steep hill at any moment The Public Archive @public_archive 1d 16 10 19K 463

AARON @lidolmix 3d him not having to do too much Pop Base @PopBase.3d Ed Sheeran dressed as Chucky for Halloween. 16 757 19.3K 938K

Hurt CoPain @SaeedDiCaprio 23h ... everyone is saying amy schumer has never made a funny joke but I disagree have u seen this one ??? amyschumer ... I have never been given any money to support a cause other than tampons. I've never stolen a joke. People calling me a failed comic. I'm the most successful female comedian of all time 528 12.8K 148K 3.6M

nyla @nyladesireee.4d ... should i be offended ? u look easy to draw bro what 12:38AM 1,381 4,388 98.9K 3.2M

Ben Collins @oneunderscore_... 3d We are reaching terminal levels of divorce. X Elon Musk X is speaking LIVE WITH ALEX X +93.5K JONES, ELON MUSK, ANDREW TATE 8 & VIVEK RAMASWAMY 603 2.4K 22K 1.4M

Corn @upblissed - 3d his big ass jus wants some food SAY CHEESE! @SaycheeseDGTL . 3d Rick Ross says he would rather have dinner with Jay Z than $500k y CHEESE 674 11.3K 128K 12.7M

Fred Delicious @Fred_Delicious 1d If you popped a balloon within 40ft of this group at least two of them would start crying GOP Josh @GOPJosh20.3d The female mind, the beta mind, and the liberal mind are all the same. None of them can comprehend the levels of alpha male in this one photo. Capitol Capitol South 213 1.9K 57.6K du 2.8M

i still hate you eric adams @sonyashea3 1d bradley cooper is going to say something embarrassing beyond the realm of human comprehension V Variety @Variety 1d BRADLEY COOPER + SPIKE LEE DIRECTORS ON DIRECTORS DEC. 14 E 20K 14 729 1.1M

James @smokeismedicine 4d ... Pretty bold thing to say when you look like the Moon in Majora's Mask BRA TURIONE POINT ACTION Laura Loomer @LauraLoomer 5d Why is @billburr married to this? Isn't he a millionaire? ... 574K 76 358 12K

Anton Chigurh Updates @mikugly . 2d I thought this was that guy trying to reverse his age but it's bradley cooper 125 1.5K 37K 1.8M

Cigs @UsingCigarettes - 3d Bad business move, being fat helped trick people into thinking you're funny bert kreischer @bertkreischer - 3d Me at 275 vs. me at 230 191 1.4K 47K 4.3M

max @GHOTIKA 21h jack @fkajack. 1d now why did her plastic surgeon make her look like jigsaw? 0:06 55K 73 5.2K 2.8M

pugmane @pugmane 5d Every SNL writer looks like a guy dying of radiation poisoning 20 87 2.9K 120K

normie @KellytoyDK - 2d it rocks being under 30. i can look at this and feel zero emotions 4F DiscussingFilm @Disc... 6/8/23 The logo for the next 'GHOSTBUSTERS* movie has been revealed. DF DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm. 2d First trailer for the new 'GHOSTBUSTERS' movie releases tomorrow. NEW TRAILER 0:10 ORROW 57 1.8K 28K 1.1M

khanate @polishXcellence. 1d If lan was in Manchester, these women would pick him up by the scruff of his neck, believing him to be some kind of unfortunate pug, throw a collar on him and take him home. lan Miles Cheong @stillgray. 1d Manchester nightlife. Why do so many young women do this to themselves? C Manchester nightlife TikTok @ dinamimi59 1:06 1K 89 23K 962K

Scott Gairdner ... SAG-AFTRA. ON @scottgairdner TRIKE Dane Cook looks like the Mission Impossible machine printed a too-obvious mask 5:37PM 9/25/23 from Earth 438K Views 76 Reposts 38 Quotes 1,829 Likes 16 Bookmarks

Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus . 21h Не heard there was a 14 year old girl up there CONSEQUENCE @consequence 23h Jared Leto climbed the Empire State Building earlier this morning. 0:14 64 88K 3.9K 4.1M

C.W. @cweaverfilms.4d You his roommate. 4d i'm cryin did y'all know patrick living under rock is a metaphor for him being stupid as fuck?? 46 4.1K 23K 1.6M

re: emma @evemmore. 1d Single-handedly disproving the idea that that you age poorly when you're a bad person @neverthetories 1d based gizmo Indescribably good genes. MATHLETES PRACTICE PUZZLE A KITTEN DIES NUMBER OF DATS SINCE Ms. Norbury CARELESS MATH KILLED A KITTEN ? Homework: AP Derivativ Goometry 68 1.8K 33K del 2.7M

Daniel @growing_daniel. 2d ... This is 10x meaner than anything anyone has said on twitter about her ETX 4.7M 927 2,639 61K
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