27 Golden Brown Bits of Trivia That Started Life as a Fact-Packed Pink Sludge But Were Deep Fried to Perfection
Gather ‘round, little facts. One at a time!
They asked us to splatter these facts on your screen like paint through a strainer, but we said no! We stood up in that boardroom meeting and demanded that we politely gather these facts in an orderly line, so that you could take them in one by one. It was the first time we stood up to the powers that be. So as we bang out this last sentence while security approaches our desk, we truly hope you enjoy the…
