28 of the Funniest Tweets from November 30, 2023

It’s officially the greatest time of year: Variety has announced their newest Actors on Actors episodes. With their 19th iteration of award contenders in conversation, the publication wasn’t too subtle about hinting at one pairing: Margot Robbie and Cillian Murphy. Between the black-and-pink pillows in the announcement photo and the official Variety account tweeting the famous black-and-pink houses just off the Santa Monica Pier, it became clear as day that the dream of an Oppenheimer-Barbie crossover event was finally going to be realized. A few other pairings joining the Barbenheimer duo include Robert Downey Jr. and Mark Ruffalo, Natalie Portman and Paul Mescal and Andrew Scott and Greta Lee. The 12 conversations will air daily starting December 4th. 

Next year’s Actors on Actors may see Sebastian Stan back in the fray. The actor, who previously appeared on the series across from Morning Show star Jennifer Aniston, has signed on for a role that already has people talking. He will portray a younger version of the funniest Twitter user to ever become president: Donald Trump. Ali Abbasi’s aptly titled biopic The Apprentice charts the embattled mogul’s immoral and meteoric rise in the 1970s and 1980s, featuring Succession’s Jeremy Strong as Red Scare lawyer Roy Cohn and Borat’s Maria Bakalova as Trump’s first wife Ivana. 

On the timeline, these users prove that it wouldn’t be shocking to see some of them on a comedian’s roundtable one day. Today’s funny tweets include those about a beautiful way to tell someone you hate them, an Irishman’s favorite train and wise wisdom from Werner Herzog.