John Early Is Figuring Out How to Be Sincere

As the star of the sharp new indie ‘Stress Positions,’ the irreverent comic works in a more serious vein. He tells Cracked why he’s getting comfortable with being earnest — even if he’s scared everyone will think he’s pretentious

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35 Very Uncool Moments From Celebs

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Man, we’re so happy that an entire industry doesn’t broadcast our mistakes and “uncoolness” to the world! The tabloids aren’t out for our unknown, unfamous blood, and after compiling this list, we’re darn grateful that our dreams of fame and fortune never came true. At least, that’s what we tell ourselves.

While auditioning for Elizabeth I, Eddie Redmayne led the director to believe he was an experienced horseback rider. Не got the part and the truth came out. Redmayne nearly killed himself trying to shoot his scene on the horse. GRACKED.COM

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JOAQUIN PHOENIX MADE A FAKE ENGAGEMENT ANNOUNCEMENT. Phoenix appeared on the Late Show with David Letterman in 2014 and announced he was marrying his yoga instructor. The very next day, the Oscar winner admitted he came up with the story because his life is boring and he wanted the audience to like him. CRACKED.COM

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Ceelo Green COULDN'T STOP DIGGING HIMSELF DEEPER CRACKED.COM After he was let off the hook for allegations of sexually assaulting an asleep person, he decided to clear his name by tweeting some truly wild opinions on the topic. Specifically, that one is not truly the victim of an assault if they don't REMEMBER!!! it.

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CRACKED MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ'S MULTIPLE DUIS. In 2007, she was sentenced to 6 months in jail for failing to complete her community service obligations, stemming from a string of 3 drunk driving offenses in 2004.

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CRACKED FELICITY HUFFMAN'S SAT FRAUD SCANDAL. She pleaded guilty to mail fraud, and admitted to paying $15,000 to a service that guaranteed to boost her daughter's SAT scores. She spent 14 days in prison, got 250 hours of community service, and paid a $30,000 fine.

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Elon Musk and, well, every second thing he says. - - - - Our top choice for dumbest take this time around is when he shared his skepticism concerning COVID-19: Elon Musk @elonmusk Mar 6, 2020 The coronavirus panic is dumb CRACKED.COM

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Selena Gomez ROF SEB EXT. CRACKED.COM She reportedly forbade anyone on set at an Adidas commercial say the name Justin, shortly after her breakup with Justin Bieber. Multiple Jasons in the crew had to go by nicknames.

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Tom Cruise WAR OF THE WORLDS CRACKED.COM Tom Cruise asked for a fully-staffed Scientology tent to be available on the set of War of the Worlds. Wait, Tom Cruise is a Scientologist?! Who knew!

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Kirk Cameron KK FAN CRACKED.COM Cameron refuses to kiss anyone but his actual wife, causing kiss scenes he's in to require CGI to paste in actresses over his wife. You'd think at that point, even God would be like, Dude. It's fine. Chill.

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John Early Is Figuring Out How to Be Sincere

As the star of the sharp new indie ‘Stress Positions,’ the irreverent comic works in a more serious vein. He tells Cracked why he’s getting comfortable with being earnest — even if he’s scared everyone will think he’s pretentious

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