14 Movie Burns From Every Era That Will Cauterize Your Ego

14 Movie Burns From Every Era That Will Cauterize Your Ego

You ever want to make someone feel like trash, but you can’t quite find the words? Hollywood is here to help

Revenge of the Nerds (1984)

Stan: What are you looking at, nerd?

Booger: I thought I was looking at my mother's old douchebag, but that’s in Ohio.

Highlander (1986)

“You have the manners of a goat. And you smell like a dungheap.”

Closer (2004)

“Go fuck yourself, you... writer!”

Of Human Bondage (1934)

“And after you kissed me, I always used to wipe my mouth. Wipe my mouth! We laughed at you, because you were such a mug, a mug, a mug! You know what you are, you gimpy-legged monster?”

Repo Man (1984)

“I was killing people while you were still swimming around in your father’s balls!”

9 to 5 (1980)

“You’re a sexist, egotistical, lying, hypocritical bigot. You’re a foul heart — a wart on the nose of humanity, and I’m going to blast it off.”

Home Alone (1990)

Kevin: Can I sleep in your room?

Buzz: I wouldn’t let you sleep in my room if you were GROWING on my ass!

Erin Brockovich (2000)

Theresa Dallavale: Okay, look, I think we got off on the wrong foot here...

Erin Brockovich: That’s all you got, lady. Two wrong feet in fucking ugly shoes.

Duck Soup (1933)

Rufus T. Firefly: Not that I care, but where is your husband?

Mrs. Teasdale: Why, he’s dead.

Rufus T. Firefly: I bet he’s just using that as an excuse.

Mrs. Teasdale: I was with him to the very end.

Rufus T. Firefly: No wonder he passed away.

Mrs. Teasdale: I held him in my arms and kissed him.

Rufus T. Firefly: Oh, I see, then it was murder. 

Clueless (1995)

“Why am I even listening to you to begin with? You’re a virgin who can’t drive.”

A League of Their Own (1992)

“Did anyone ever tell you you look like a penis with a little hat on?”

The Silence of the Lambs (1991)

“Do you know what you look like to me with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube.”

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (1966)

“You’ll always be poor, just like the greasy rat that you are.”

Sweet Smell of Success (1957)

“I’d hate to take a bite out of you. You’re a cookie full of arsenic.”

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