14 Hanna-Barbera Jokes That Really Got Our Goat
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With bangers like Sinbad Jr. and His Magic Belt, The Herculoids and Goober and the Ghost Chasers, it was hard to pin down our all-time favorite goofs from the Hanna-Barberaverse. But we gave it the ol’ college try anyway…
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The Jetsons: Mr. Spacely Assigned George to Solve Future Y2K
Mr. Spacely: Jetson! Thank goodness you’re still here! I’ve got some good news and some bad news...
George Jetson: What’s the bad news, Mr. Spacely?
Mr. Spacely: We’ve discovered a very dangerous computer virus that you have to stop right away!
George Jetson: But that could take months! By the way... what’s the good news?
Mr. Spacely: The good news is, I don’t have to do it! Bye now!
Yogi Bear: The Average Bear Isn’t Exactly a Mensa Candidate
Yogi Bear: I’m so smart it hurts.
Boo Boo: Uh, you’re standing on the soldering iron.
Yogi Bear: OR IT’S THAT!
The Flintstones: Fred’s Hard Day
Wilma: Look at me Fred, I’m calm.
Fred: Why shouldn’t you be? Your wife isn’t having a baby.
Scooby Doo, Where Are You!: Velma Stays Cool, Calm and Collected
Velma: There’s a very logical explanation for all this.
Shaggy: Quick, tell me.
Velma: The place is haunted.
Wacky Races: Mere Feet From the Finish Line, Dick Dastardly Is Met With a Moral Quandary
“No, Muttley, we can’t win fairly! We’re villains, ergo we have to cheat!”
The Smurfs: Natural Smurfling Basically Gave First Aid to Godzilla
Papa Smurf: Nature Smurf, this time your love of animals has gone too far.
Natural Smurfling: I can’t help it, Papa Smurf. Azrael got his foot caught in one of Gargamel’s traps. I couldn’t just leave him there to die.
Papa Smurf: Okay, but as soon as his foot is better, then back he goes. Understand?
Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventures: A Citrus Conundrum
Ted: Bill, I just have one question for you.
Bill: What is it, Ted?
Ted: What color is an orange?
Bill: Ted, you bonehead! Its color is the same as its name! Just like a lemon.
The Jetsons: R.U.D.I. Was an A.I. With an Elon Musk-esque Sense of Humor
George Jetson: Ready, R.U.D.I?
R.U.D.I.: R.U.D.I’s ready.
George Jetson: Alright, what are my chances of getting a two-week vacation this year?
(R.U.D.I prints out a card)
George Jetson: “Your weight is 168 pounds.” I don’t get it, what’s my weight got to do with getting a vacation?
R.U.D.I.: Fat chance.
The Flintstones: Barney Gets Philosophical During a Card Game
Fred: Barney, what would you do if you were holding the queen alone?
Barney: I don’t know, Fred, it all depends on what time the king gets home.
Yogi Bear: This Is Some Top-Notch Wisdom
“I don’t think we do get smarter as we get older, I just think we run out of stupid things to do.”
Scooby Doo, Where Are You!: Assuming You Know the Catchphrase of Famous Ventriloquist Señor Wences Was ‘S’aright,’ This Is Hilarious
Shaggy: Uh oh. Like, which way did they go?
Disembodied Skull: They went that-a-way.
Shaggy: Oh, thanks, man.
Disembodied Skull: S’aight.
The Smurfs: Never Follow Papa Smurf to a Second (or Third) Location
Brainy Smurf: Is it much further, Papa Smurf?
Papa Smurf: Not much further, my little smurfs.
Jokey Smurf: Is it much further, Papa Smurf?
Papa Smurf: Not much further, my little smurfs
Grouchy Smurf: Is it much further, Papa Smurf?
Papa Smurf: YES, IT IS!
You See, the Addams Family Thinks That Anything Bad Is Good, and Anything Good Is Bad
Gomez Addams: Race you to the swamp, last one there’s a fresh egg!
2 Stupid Dogs: Classic Dog Logic
Little Dog: What is it?
Big Dog: Can’t tell.
Little Dog: Wanna eat it?
Big Dog: Yup.