<section data-block="SingleChoice"><h3>Scarface</h3><p><p>Tony Montana calls the city of Miami “<strong>a great big pussy just waiting to get fucked</strong>.”</p><p>How was it changed for network TV?</p></p><ul><li>A Great Dane just waiting to get walked</li><li>A grape pop just waiting to get sucked</li><li>A great big chicken waiting to get plucked</li><li>A great place to get what we want </li></ul></section><section data-block="SingleChoice"><h3>Die Hard 2</h3><p><p><strong>News Reporter</strong>: Mister Stuart, can we have a few words please?</p><p><strong>Colonel Stuart</strong>: You can have two: <strong>“fuck” and “you.”</strong></p><p>How was it changed for network TV?</p></p><ul><li>“Joke” and “you”</li><li>“Smoke” and “these”</li><li>“Suck” and “this”</li><li>“No” and “thanks”</li></ul></section><section data-block="SingleChoice"><h3>The Big Lebowski </h3><p><p>Walter screams this while smashing a Corvette with a crowbar: “You see what happens Larry? This is what happens when you <strong>fuck a stranger in the ass</strong>.”</p><p>How was it changed for network TV?</p></p><ul><li>Friend a stranger on the apps</li><li>Flirt with danger on the outs</li><li>Feed a stray without asking</li><li>Find a stranger in the Alps</li></ul></section><section data-block="SingleChoice"><h3>Jackie Brown</h3><p><p>Samuel L. Jackson says an AK-47 is “the very best there is when you absolutely, positively have to kill every <strong>motherfucker</strong> in the room.” </p><p>How was it changed for network TV?</p></p><ul><li>Mother’s father</li><li>Mouthy freak</li><li>Master Falcon </li><li>Malpractice lawyer</li></ul></section><section data-block="SingleChoice"><h3>The Usual Suspects</h3><p><p>Hockney, McManus and Fenster have to recite the following line in a police lineup: “Hand me the keys, you <strong>fucking cocksucker</strong>.” </p><p>How was it changed for network TV?</p></p><ul><li>Fairly odd brother</li><li>Damn stenographer</li><li>Fairy godmother</li><li>Or I’ll call your mother</li></ul></section><section data-block="SingleChoice"><h3>RoboCop</h3><p><p>Dick Jones confronts Bob Morton in the bathroom, telling him he’d crossed the line: “I used to call the old man funny names – Iron Butt, Boner... Once I even called him... <strong><em>Asshole</em></strong>. But there was always respect. I always knew where the line was drawn, and you just stepped over it, buddy boy.”</p><p>What epic insult did network TV replace the word “asshole” with?</p></p><ul><li>Asterisk</li><li>Iron boner</li><li>Aristocrat</li><li>Airhead</li><li>Harlequin</li></ul></section><section data-block="SingleChoice"><h3>Snakes on a Plane</h3><p><p>Samuel L. Jackson sums up the entire plot of the movie: “I have had it with <strong>these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!</strong>”</p><p>How was it changed for network TV?</p></p><ul><li>These monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday-to-Friday plane!</li><li>These mouthy little snakes on this lovely little plane!</li><li>These treacherous snakes on this ever-loving plane!</li><li>These stinky freaking snakes on this silly freaking plane!</li></ul></section><section data-block="SingleChoice"><h3>Scarface (Again)</h3><p><p>An immigration officer asks Tony Montana: “Where’d you get that beauty scar, tough guy? <strong>Eatin’ pussy?</strong>”</p><p>How was it changed for network TV?</p></p><ul><li>Kissin’ floozies?</li><li>Spittin’ seeds?</li><li>Fightin’ pussies?</li><li>Eatin’ pineapple?</li></ul></section><section data-block="SingleChoice"><h3>Pulp Fiction</h3><p><p>Jules refuses to take “what?” for an answer:</p><p>Jules: “What” ain’t no country I ever heard of. They speak English in “What”?</p><p>Brett: What?</p><p>Jules: English, <strong>motherfucker</strong>! Do you speak it?!</p><p>How was it changed for network TV?</p></p><ul><li>Lolli sucker</li><li>Little sucker</li><li>Little monster</li><li>Mommy caller</li></ul></section><section data-block="SingleChoice"><h3>Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles</h3><p><p>How did the U.K. change the name of the show?</p></p><ul><li>Queen-Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles</li><li>Teenage Turtles From the Loo</li><li>Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles</li><li>Teenage Mutant Ninja Felons</li></ul></section>
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