Scarface<p>Tony Montana calls the city of Miami “<strong>a great big pussy just waiting to get fucked</strong>.”</p><p>How was it changed for network TV?</p>A Great Dane just waiting to get walkedA grape pop just waiting to get suckedA great big chicken waiting to get pluckedA great place to get what we want Die Hard 2<p><strong>News Reporter</strong>: Mister Stuart, can we have a few words please?</p><p><strong>Colonel Stuart</strong>: You can have two: <strong>“fuck” and “you.”</strong></p><p>How was it changed for network TV?</p>“Joke” and “you”“Smoke” and “these”“Suck” and “this”“No” and “thanks”The Big Lebowski <p>Walter screams this while smashing a Corvette with a crowbar: “You see what happens Larry? This is what happens when you <strong>fuck a stranger in the ass</strong>.”</p><p>How was it changed for network TV?</p>Friend a stranger on the appsFlirt with danger on the outsFeed a stray without askingFind a stranger in the AlpsJackie Brown<p>Samuel L. Jackson says an AK-47 is “the very best there is when you absolutely, positively have to kill every <strong>motherfucker</strong> in the room.” </p><p>How was it changed for network TV?</p>Mother’s fatherMouthy freakMaster Falcon Malpractice lawyerThe Usual Suspects<p>Hockney, McManus and Fenster have to recite the following line in a police lineup: “Hand me the keys, you <strong>fucking cocksucker</strong>.” </p><p>How was it changed for network TV?</p>Fairly odd brotherDamn stenographerFairy godmotherOr I’ll call your motherRoboCop<p>Dick Jones confronts Bob Morton in the bathroom, telling him he’d crossed the line: “I used to call the old man funny names – Iron Butt, Boner... Once I even called him... <strong><em>Asshole</em></strong>. But there was always respect. I always knew where the line was drawn, and you just stepped over it, buddy boy.”</p><p>What epic insult did network TV replace the word “asshole” with?</p>AsteriskIron bonerAristocratAirheadHarlequinSnakes on a Plane<p>Samuel L. Jackson sums up the entire plot of the movie: “I have had it with <strong>these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!</strong>”</p><p>How was it changed for network TV?</p>These monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday-to-Friday plane!These mouthy little snakes on this lovely little plane!These treacherous snakes on this ever-loving plane!These stinky freaking snakes on this silly freaking plane!Scarface (Again)<p>An immigration officer asks Tony Montana: “Where’d you get that beauty scar, tough guy? <strong>Eatin’ pussy?</strong>”</p><p>How was it changed for network TV?</p>Kissin’ floozies?Spittin’ seeds?Fightin’ pussies?Eatin’ pineapple?Pulp Fiction<p>Jules refuses to take “what?” for an answer:</p><p>Jules: “What” ain’t no country I ever heard of. They speak English in “What”?</p><p>Brett: What?</p><p>Jules: English, <strong>motherfucker</strong>! Do you speak it?!</p><p>How was it changed for network TV?</p>Lolli suckerLittle suckerLittle monsterMommy callerTeenage Mutant Ninja Turtles<p>How did the U.K. change the name of the show?</p>Queen-Aged Mutant Ninja TurtlesTeenage Turtles From the LooTeenage Mutant Hero TurtlesTeenage Mutant Ninja Felons
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