33 Random Bits of Trivia We’ll Delay Another 90 Days If Our Demands Aren’t Met

Don’t test us. Don’t you dare test us. You think we’re playing around, bucko? Read these facts within in the next five minutes or we’ll pull them from the internet forever! 

We know that your love of random trivia tidbits gives us the upper hand here, so unless you want to travel to a library and hunt for physical copies of books containing this knowledge, you’ll quit wasting time with this weird little pre-list blurb and get to reading!