31 Hilarious Times Kids Accidentally Spilled Their Parents’ Secrets

Small children think their parents are the greatest people in the world. It’s absolutely adorable. They won’t miss any opportunity to tell even complete strangers all about their favorite people. Sometimes, that involves sharing adorable information. The problem is when they don’t realize some of the facts about mommy and daddy aren’t cleared for public distribution.

Over on AskReddit, teachers and others who deal with young children shared secrets accidentally handed to them by overexcited kids. After all, who can blame a seven-year-old for wanting to tell everyone about the cool back massager he found in mommy’s nightstand? 

My apologies, of course, to the parents in question here, whose secrets are now even more widely available, by my hand. Sorry!