36 Artisan Bits of Trivia That’ll Cost You An Arm and A Leg Because We Just Described Them As ‘Artisan’

As much as we dump on terrible marketing campaigns, we’ve learned a thing or two from some decent advertisers over the years. Sexy buzz words like “artisan” have helped all kinds of businesses up-charge us gullible Guses for decades now, so we took a little page out of their book. 

Here’s a gussied-up plate of artisanal facts that would go for a hefty price at the local brunch spot, but we’re in a giving mood today. Save your money for something “glammed out” or whatever.