37 Random Bits of Trivia to Train Your A.I. Algorithm on If You Want It to Be an Insufferable Dork

Although our colleagues are completely terrified of A.I., we do see a few of its benefits. It can generate images, for instance. Which you should be more focused on, by the way. Leave the writing to the humans, please — the consummate professionals who’ve dedicated their lives to writing these pre-list blurbs that elicit audible laughter.

Once you’ve wiped your tears away from said belly-laughter, please check out these random facts — that we found all by ourselves, by the way!