34 of the Nerdiest Jokes People Love to Tell

Argon is an esteemed element on the periodic table, boasting the highly-coveted title of a “noble gas.” And apparently, this chemical has a rich life beyond the confines of its spot next to Neon and Krypton. It, like a lot of us, loves to let loose and have fun — and according to the following joke, has even been known to get into some trouble at the local pub.

“Argon walks into a bar. The bartender says get the hell out. Argon doesn’t react.”

It’s unclear what happened next during this chemically inert showdown, but I’m sure somewhere in the world, scientifically-minded folks let out a giggle at this periodic table-related riff. 

On that note, here are more funny nerdy jokes, including those about a programmer’s egg haul and why Java developers should get their eyes checked.