40 Emotionally Unavailable Bits of Trivia That Will Share Absolutely Everything But Their Innermost Thoughts and Feelings

We don’t want to pry, but as these facts’ best friends, we think you’re asking a bit too much from them lately. They’re feeling stretched thin, and although they didn’t ask us to tell you this, we feel like you should just be happy with the knowledge they provide and not dig for more.

We’ve known them since the first grade, and if you’re going to be in our lives (sorry, their lives), we need to make sure they’re being appreciated for the amazing facts they are.