40 Random Bits of Trivia We Picked Out of A Highly Intelligent Chimp’s Fur
Read these before we eat them
While in a grooming line with our furry little primate cousins, we couldn’t believe our luck. Of all the things we could have been picking, we ended up finding a treasure trove of knowledge-filled nuggets. We could have given you guys so many more if our loincloths had pockets.
Here’s what we could fit in our hands, and who knows, maybe the chimp behind us picked enough gold out of our hair for another great list!
The World’s Oldest Brewery
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Donkey Kong
McDonald’s
Punk’d
IT
Isadora Duncan
Lorde
r/AstralArmy
Lyndon Johnson
Lady Gaga
Roads
Bradley Cooper
Source: Vanity Fair
The Roman Colosseum
Stacey Abrams
Jack Johnson
Crypto
Subway
Power Rangers
The American Revolution
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Gorillas
He-Man
The Flu
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Recalls
Hook
Source
Sperm Whales
Full Metal Jacket
Adam Sandler
Vikings
Ancient Greece
Mark Zuckerberg
Channing Tatum
Blondie
Los Angeles
Sexual Health Studies
Blockbuster
Tea Leoni
James May
Wag the Dog
Microbes
Seinfeld
Source: The Hollywood Reporter