25 Times Sleeping Naked Went Wrong
‘Silly Putty in the crotch’
Sleeping naked rarely goes right, but sometimes it can go very, very wrong.
One Redditor learned this lesson during a sleepover at his friend’s house. Their little dog, Noodle, went outside to pee in the middle of the night and got snatched by a coyote. When his friend’s mom ran into the house screaming “A WOLF GOT NOODLE!!” their dad woke up, grabbed his Glock and ran out of the house butt naked. Fifteen minutes later, Noodle and dad returned home. Though Noodle was saved, the Redditor noted that running through the neighborhood naked is a loss no matter the outcome.
Other Redditors have shared the regrettable times they went to bed unclothed, and there’s a story here about a spider that will haunt you for life.