25 Unusual Requests Witnessed by Food Delivery Drivers

The ability to summon a random delivery driver to bring food to your door has made society worse. Sure, it’s convenient, but it’s impossible for people to enjoy any innovation without making it weird. 

One Redditor remembers working at a pizza place where a regular would ask for his pizza to be “crispy.” When he asked for further clarification on the crispness, the customer replied, “If it ain’t black, I ain’t coming back.”

It’s concerning that the customer is asking for his food to be so burnt that he’s adopted his own catchphrase for it. That’s a level of specification that means he should order the pizza regular-style, and then take it home and burn it to his liking. The pizza place shouldn’t have to agonize over what’s going on with his taste buds or gastrointestinal issues. 

That said, it’s not just him — other delivery drivers on Reddit have shared the craziest instructions they’ve been given, including those involving a different kind of mushroom pizza and a major sauce stock-up.