41 Random Bits of Trivia That We Shook Out of A Particularly Knowledgable Vending Machine

You know the feeling. You only have enough for one tasty little snack in the vending machine, but there are like six that are calling your name. You look around the desolate office, and since no one is watching, you give it a big ol’ hockey-style body check. When that doesn’t work, you shake the holy heck out of it before shoving your arm up there in one last attempt at greatness.

Then your tired, panting, dejected self gives in and pays for one. Good thing no one was around to witness that. Well, except for whoever’s watching on that security camera. You poor thing. Here, since snacks failed you, hopefully this fact shower will be a welcome consolation.