34 Funny Times People Took Shower Arguments Too Far

Among the brain’s more cursed mechanisms is getting stuck in a loop that doesn’t matter. One minute, you’re making your to-do list for the day, and the next, you’re in the shower, imagining an altercation in the grocery store parking lot, complete with a full trial in a court of law where you, representing yourself of course, make a passionate plea to the jury that convinces them of your innocence. 

What’s sick about this fantasy isn’t that it’s completely fueled by delusion, but the fact that you’ll be back in that imaginary courtroom to emphatically plead your case again someday soon. 

On that note, Redditors have remembered the shower arguments they’ve had that went way further than they should’ve, including one person who served an entire prison sentence in their mind.