44 Horrid Bits of Trivia Screamed at Us by the Krampus As He Struck Us Repeatedly With a Birch Rod
You kids these days have it made. Back in our day, we had facts beaten into us with all kinds of foreign objects. Did we mind? A little. But we had facts, and that’s all that mattered. Our fact-givers didn’t know any other way back then.
Luckily for you, we now know much softer ways of passing along facts. This list, for example. All it takes is a little reading and comprehending, you precious little softies.
The Eiffel Tower
Factory Disaster
Disney and the Nazis
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Pinky and the Brain
Beats By Dre
Susan Sarandon
Bill Murray
Source: The Guardian
Seinfeld
Doom
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Lady Gaga
007
Extras
TV Firsts
Vodka Payments
The FDA
Sean Bean
Showgirls
The Lottery
Personality Disorders
Sleeping for Learning
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‘American’ Cheese
Charles Darwin
McDonald’s
Source: CNN
World War II Codebreakers
Cats
Dome Homes
The Scream Mask
Irene Adler
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The Golden Girls
Rabbits
Jamie Hyneman
Source: Tested
Alexandria
Thomas Jefferson
Source: 22 Facts That Shatter Your Image of American Presidents