38 Random Bits of Trivia That Fell Out of Our Pockets When the School Bully Held Us Upside Down and Shook Us

If our experience has taught us anything, it’s that we’re so full of facts that they’re just spilling out of us. So if any fact-thieving bully wants to snatch up our facts, we’ll just let him walk away. We’re of the belief that if you give a man a fact, he’ll learn for a second, but if you teach a man to fact-find, he’ll learn for a lifetime. 

Hopefully, there’s a fact in here about curbing the inclination to bully people, because these wedgies are really starting to hurt.