40 Bizarre Jobs Mike Rowe Wouldn’t Touch With a 10-Foot Pole

He doesn’t have what it takes to be a Sniffer or a Yogurt Lady

You can rent a friend, and you can rent a nose, but you can’t rent a friend’s nose.

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Professional Bridesmaid

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Fortune Cookie Writer

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Professional Cuddler

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Professional Mourners

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Underwater Pizza Delivery

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Gross Stunt Tester

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License Plate Blocker

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Death Row Appeals Attorney

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Sports Daycare Worker

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Rock Music Transcriber

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Safe Deposit Guard

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Luggage Recovery Delivery

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Flavor Lab Technician

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Love Letter Ghostwriter

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Grave Stone Refurbisher

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