44 Random Bits of Trivia That We’ve Had It Up to Here With and Are Your Problem Now

We love these facts. We really do. But you parents out there know how it can be sometimes. It’s a rainy weekend, and you’re all just stuck in the house, bored and pissy. There’s only so many facts you can hear in one day! Kids ask a ton of questions, but facts give a ton of answers. Answers to questions we didn’t even have. 

We thought coloring or sticking them in front of the TV would help, but they just keep spouting information. We’re at capacity and need a few minutes of silence. Take them! Please!