50 Hilarious Tweets About Aging That Never Get Old

Does the mere thought of leaving the house after 8 p.m. make you shudder? Do you feel just as hungover after half a beer as you did after five shots of tequila during your college days? Do you hear the term “Fanum Tax” and immediately think of Ebenezer Scrooge? If so, we regret to inform you that you are officially elderly — or at least over the age of 28. 

But getting up there in years isn’t all bad. The Millennials and Gen X-ers of Twitter have come to discover that aging can be pretty funny, especially if you’re able to have a “Squidward-related midlife crisis” like one lucky guy. 

From watching the youth yearn for the olden days of 2008 to the joy of seeing a matinee in a theater full of elderly people, these funny tweets, unlike us, will never get old.