45 Ungrateful Bits of Trivia That We Freed From the Zoo and Repaid Us With A Vicious Brain Mauling
It’s our fault. We got cocky and chose not to bring in the professional fact tamers. That’s on us. We just thought that there was no way that our facts would turn on us like that. We’ve raised them since they were little tidbits, but we guess their raw, animalistic instinct just couldn’t be fully domesticated.
When our fellow now-comatose fact finders come to, we’ll make sure to apologize. Man, we’re glad they were in front of us at the time.
You guys be careful with these things, okay?
Blue Eyes
Bisexuality
Celebrity Demands
Violet Jessup
Anti-Abortion Activist
Escape From New York
Beavers
Microplastics
Ryan Gosling
The Teenage Mutant Turtles
Rabbits
Formaldehyde
Squirrels
Octopuses
Nintendo
The Island
Sources: IMDb, Wikipedia
Image Credit: DreamWorks Pictures, Clonus Associates
Germs
Harry Potter
Tofu
Going Green
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Haunted White House
Chakras
Ed Sheeran
Haribo
Heroic Sherpa
The Hula Burger
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Anthony Hopkins
Source: The National
Eye Tricks
Cavities
The Simpsons
Liquid Gas
The Solar System
Source: Slate
Titanic
Cooking
Escape Boots
Source: IWM
Andy Serkis
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