42 Random Bits of Trivia That We Just Uncrumpled and Laid Out Nicely Like Receipts at Tax Season

Okay, so these facts are a little rough around the edges. So what? You’re gonna pretend like you’re not gonna read them anyways? 

You know, reading a couple classier facts doesn’t make you Mr. Big Shot all of a sudden. Where are those classy facts now, huh? 

Yeah, that’s what we thought. Those pretty boys might come around every once in a while, but if you’re as thirsty for knowledge as we think you are, these salt-of-the-Earth factoids will always be here for you.