31 Hilariously Accurate, But Wildly Inappropriate Analogies

The malleability of language is amazing. While yes, you may feel yourself actively growing older if you listen to middle schoolers construct what they believe is a sentence, it’s truly beautiful to witness people eschewing convention. It’s even better if they do away with tact, add a dash of philosophy and create a stunning visual, like saying, “Success is like being pregnant. People will congratulate you, but no one knows how many times you were fucked before you got there.” 

You see what I mean? Gorgeously done. 

Along these lines, Redditors have rattled off their favorite hilariously accurate, but wildly inappropriate analogies, and every single one of them prove that art is being made everywhere, all the time. You just have to pay attention.