40 Random Bits of Information Whispered to Us by Our Midi-Chlorians When We Quieted Our Minds

It’s amazing what a little bit of meditation will do. We don’t know from experience, but we read a fact about it, and it seems great. Every time we try to meditate here in the office, our higher-ups scream that we’re wasting valuable fact-finding time. And since we’re here 24 hours a day, we never get the opportunity. 

That said, one brave soul dipped out for a coffee run, quieted his mind for a few moments in line and came back with these facts. So it does help! Take that, Cracked bosses!