12 Zombies and What I Think Their Last Human Meal Was

Hope they made it a good one!

Unfortunately for these dead dudes and dudettes, its all unseasoned brains from here on out.

Chicken Pot Pie

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Funnily enough, it was priming him to break through a crusty outer layer for the goop beneath.

A Whole Sleeve of Oreos

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Luckily, his ability to feel shame had already started to fade.

A Granola Bar

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She was just trying to stay full between meals, she didnt know her next one would come out of a skull.

Chopt

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The last meal he ever had was a sad office salad. Its best he doesnt remember it.

Gas Station Sushi

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At first, he wasnt even sure if it was the bite, or food poisoning.

Popeyes

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Couldnt have chosen any better. Though he would have added an apple pie if he knew he only had a couple hours of consciousness left.

Mushroom Risotto

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He could crack a great Last of Us joke here — if he was still capable of speech.

Aglio e Olio With Extra Garlic

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Her breath would make you think shed turned weeks back, but no, its been like six hours.

Hamburger

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Not much to add here.

72-Ounce Steak

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She was a competitive eater, which makes her the most dangerous zombie on this list.

Junior Mints

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Guy got bit in a movie theater. The cliche would be that he was watching a scary movie at the time, but no, 20 Days in Mariupol. Yeesh, talk about a rough day.

Nothing

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This guy got bit while fasting for Yom Kippur. Oy vey!

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